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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #450 on: May 17, 2008, 01:53:24 AM »
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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #451 on: May 17, 2008, 06:12:23 AM »
this little bastard



its one thing to headshot me, but spending 1ap to call me "scum", thats just terrible. i mean, so what if i killed his friend, im just being a damn zombie.

im going to bite his ass if i ever see him wandering away from the safety of the rooftops.  may as well spend this day trying to break down the barricade.

*edit* ololol with only 30 ap i managed to break down the barricade bite both survivors (my bites infect survivors) and then let out some zombie noise towards the location of this place.  niggas should be zombies by the time i log on tomorrow.

also, i really should find a revive point, because ive spent so much time as a zombie, i have every zombie skill (save for brain rot, brain rot = way way way harder to get revived) and over 1000xp, so i should be able to buy every human skill.

one last thing because i can't stop rambling.  i did start out the game as a fireman, and umm well, i got killed really fast, so i ended up being a zombie.  to note, it is way easier being a zombie from the start rather than going "survivor with no xp" to zombie, because you lack any zombie skills and hitting just about anything is hell.  so yea, urban dead, good 10 minute time killer.
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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #452 on: May 17, 2008, 10:38:54 AM »
I had a dream last night that I was at some charity party at Bill Gates' house (and, for some reason, he wasn't nearly as rich) and my girlfriend left me for some football player. Then I went on a rampage and killed everyone. Foreshadowing?

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #453 on: May 17, 2008, 10:50:29 AM »
O.o

I, uh, wouldn't worry about it too much unless you suddenly get invited to Bill Gates' house (so, when did he move to Tampa again? XD).
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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #454 on: May 17, 2008, 11:01:20 AM »
O.o

I, uh, wouldn't worry about it too much unless you suddenly get invited to Bill Gates' house (so, when did he move to Tampa again? XD).

Yeah, good point. His permanent residence is, like, California, I think. Nice and faaaaaar away from me.

Also, I should probably go get some presents for my sisters, considering they'll be here in an hour and we're celebrating both their birthdays (may 1 and may 18) today. Yay obligations!

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #455 on: May 17, 2008, 04:54:42 PM »
I just bought one of the best capos available

woo
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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #456 on: May 17, 2008, 05:21:22 PM »
my download speeds are normally 240-250kb/s

as of recent, ive been getting anywhere from 330-OVER FOUR HUNDRED FOURTY

what the fuck verizon, stop keep making my internets 1/3 faster

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #457 on: May 18, 2008, 12:19:59 AM »
Sweet.  Happy birthday, sire. :D
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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #458 on: May 18, 2008, 12:29:50 AM »
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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #459 on: May 18, 2008, 01:33:46 AM »
what's that from? :o

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #460 on: May 18, 2008, 03:06:29 AM »
Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue, of course.
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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #461 on: May 18, 2008, 03:14:55 AM »
Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue, of course.

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #462 on: May 18, 2008, 06:15:00 AM »
I totally just talked to Benn Jordan on the phone. He's going to give me a sweet hook up for when he tours in Washington.

Jeebus. O.o

Freaking nice.
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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #463 on: May 18, 2008, 06:44:59 AM »
I totally just talked to Benn Jordan on the phone. He's going to give me a sweet hook up for when he tours in Washington.

Fucking AWESOME.

How the hell did you manage that?? Seriously. Fuck.

I am in awe, and deeply jealous :<
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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #464 on: May 18, 2008, 10:49:18 AM »
lucky bastard, i want him to sign my "red extensions of me" cd.

yes, its one of the 5 or so cd's i own.