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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #945 on: July 10, 2008, 08:44:27 PM »
My cat's asleep on my lap. I now have the option of moving the cat and standing up, or convincing myself that there's more I want to do on the computer and I don't want to go read Speaker for the Dead.

"See, I write jokes for a living, man. I sit in my hotel at night and think of something that's funny and then I go get a pen and write 'em down. Or if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny."

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #946 on: July 10, 2008, 10:33:30 PM »
So eventually I did move my cat. He was displeased.

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #947 on: July 10, 2008, 10:56:52 PM »
"See, I write jokes for a living, man. I sit in my hotel at night and think of something that's funny and then I go get a pen and write 'em down. Or if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny."


where is this from?


We pressed on. Shortly afterwards, we arrived in a poisonous, post-apocalyptic hell - a sprawling, toxic dumping ground stretching for a mile or two. This is the final resting place for your old TV, computer or mobile phone.

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #948 on: July 11, 2008, 12:12:10 AM »
Reads like Mitch Hedberg.

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #949 on: July 11, 2008, 03:17:25 AM »
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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #950 on: July 11, 2008, 03:20:08 AM »

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #951 on: July 11, 2008, 03:27:29 AM »
sweet

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #952 on: July 11, 2008, 03:29:55 AM »
Ban!

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actually fuck you guys just kidding keep my quote in your sigs

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #953 on: July 11, 2008, 03:34:35 AM »
whoever the hell you are

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #954 on: July 11, 2008, 03:37:51 AM »

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #955 on: July 11, 2008, 03:44:54 AM »
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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #956 on: July 11, 2008, 03:45:08 AM »
post 6 on page 66

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #957 on: July 11, 2008, 03:45:14 AM »

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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #958 on: July 11, 2008, 03:59:56 AM »
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I'M...REPAIR MAN man man man...


I mean, Jupi!  ^_^
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Re: Lame Replies Thread, With A Vengeance
« Reply #959 on: July 11, 2008, 07:36:25 AM »
My cat's asleep on my lap. I now have the option of moving the cat and standing up, or convincing myself that there's more I want to do on the computer and I don't want to go read Speaker for the Dead.

Fuck you, I want that book :( I've been wanting to get the other Orson Scott Card books for a while now, but I'm too cheap to buy them :/
This is going in my sig. :)

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