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Re: Dumb Drivers
« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2008, 02:21:43 AM »
Pittsburgh traffic is ridiculously...non-existent.

And uh...my jorb be here. :(

Also, Cyberden's ITG2 >>>>>>> NPCH. :3


I don't give a shit about your job.


Get your didderin' ass up here.
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Re: Dumb Drivers
« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2008, 10:15:13 AM »
Wait, but without my job I can't afford to didder.  Or, for that matter, do much of anything.

HOW I DO DIS?
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Re: Dumb Drivers
« Reply #17 on: May 08, 2008, 01:22:04 PM »
Wait, but without my job I can't afford to didder.  Or, for that matter, do much of anything.

HOW I DO DIS?


Easy.

I be the pimp.

You be the ho.


Now get me some oreos, ho!
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Re: Dumb Drivers
« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2008, 01:52:09 PM »
can you have him get me some too?

in fact get him to get me some  cookies and cream ice cream. :<

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Re: Dumb Drivers
« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2008, 01:59:32 PM »
Why certainly!

He can be the dessert retriever for all of us.
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Re: Dumb Drivers
« Reply #20 on: May 08, 2008, 06:34:40 PM »
Son of an ass... :'(
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Re: Dumb Drivers
« Reply #21 on: May 08, 2008, 08:14:13 PM »
Don't worry don't worry...you can have some dessert too.
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Re: Dumb Drivers
« Reply #22 on: May 08, 2008, 08:47:28 PM »
Goodie!  I like Oreos. :3
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Re: Dumb Drivers
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2008, 01:53:16 PM »
http://jalopnik.com/398384/dod

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According to Miller he was circling the bank to park on the other side when the corner of his travel trailer caught the corner of the bank awning. Next thing he heard was a rumble as the awning started falling against his driver's side door. Somehow he was able to unbuckle the seat beat and exit the other side of his truck as it was falling.

I don't even know what to say about this.
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Re: Dumb Drivers
« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2008, 02:19:20 PM »
The other day I was driving to pick up my girlfriend sometime during the day. I was in the right lane of a two lane street stopped at a stop light, and then this guy on my left came casually driving past me and just went right through the stop light. If that weren't enough, they continued to drive through the next red light at the next block. And then the next one... They drove through THREE fucking red lights (as in they were already red, not yellow) in a row right in front of me, without even showing any sign of acknowledging what they did. They weren't even speeding either. Just drifting on through like there were no lights at all. And if THAT wasn't enough, as soon as they got to the fourth light, it had just turned green, and remember they were in the left lane, they made a RIGHT turn and cut off about four people, once again totally oblivious.

I fucking HATE idiot drivers.
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Re: Dumb Drivers
« Reply #25 on: July 12, 2008, 05:14:19 PM »
I live in a town where there a shitload of tourists and I have to deal with all of these white yuppie mother fuckers everyday. Today one of them cut me off when turning onto the highway. She treated a stop sign on the side of the highway as if it were a on ramp or something. I proceeded to tailgate her, scream, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN KOOK" out of my window, pass and un-pass her and finally I followed her for about 20 minutes. I think she went home and shit herself to death.

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Re: Dumb Drivers
« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2008, 12:02:48 AM »
I live in a town where there a shitload of tourists and I have to deal with all of these white yuppie mother fuckers everyday. Today one of them cut me off when turning onto the highway. She treated a stop sign on the side of the highway as if it were a on ramp or something. I proceeded to tailgate her, scream, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN KOOK" out of my window, pass and un-pass her and finally I followed her for about 20 minutes. I think she went home and shit herself to death.
Wow...what have I started?

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Re: Dumb Drivers
« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2008, 07:23:53 PM »
I live in a town where there a shitload of tourists and I have to deal with all of these white yuppie mother fuckers everyday. Today one of them cut me off when turning onto the highway. She treated a stop sign on the side of the highway as if it were a on ramp or something. I proceeded to tailgate her, scream, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN KOOK" out of my window, pass and un-pass her and finally I followed her for about 20 minutes. I think she went home and shit herself to death.

i'm reading this again, and i cant stop laughing.


We pressed on. Shortly afterwards, we arrived in a poisonous, post-apocalyptic hell - a sprawling, toxic dumping ground stretching for a mile or two. This is the final resting place for your old TV, computer or mobile phone.

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Re: Dumb Drivers
« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2008, 08:35:09 PM »
XD

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Re: Dumb Drivers
« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2008, 10:09:15 PM »
It might be the college kids, or the rich people, but no one near my community college can drive for shit. I've almost hit some girl who tried to make it to the interstate on ramp by cutting into my lane, but realized she couldn't make it, so she brakes and pulls back in front of me. Had to pull into her original lane just to miss her. That, and people will stop in the road and wait for turning lane cars to pull up so they can get into the turning lane. Also some person in front of me  braked hard, then I did, then the person behind me braked hard and the person behind him hit him. Fun times.