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Re: This guy deserves a shitload of credit.
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2008, 02:22:49 AM »
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The personal check was not made out to Mr. Fuller and when the bank contacted the check owner, the woman said she did not write a check for $360 billion.

REALLY?  HOLY SHIT.
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Re: This guy deserves a shitload of credit.
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2008, 02:28:00 AM »
lol. I wanted to make a lewd racist joke involving the lady's skin color and math ability, but I decided not to.... Oh, you mean ten zeros is ten billion, not hundred?

Anyway, so here's an idea. OK?

I JUST HAD ONE.

So, I'll write someone a check. Prolly Gawd, since he's close. NOW, then I make the check out for like $3m. Something high, but not too ridiculous. And then, when the check is cashed, I'll have about negative $3m in my bank account. Seeing as how I can't pay the balance on the overdrafted account, I'll have to declare bankruptcy. OH NO SO SAD I'M BROKE NOW. THEN, Gawd proceeds to give me $2m. Totally a good idea, rite guys?


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Re: This guy deserves a shitload of credit.
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2008, 04:25:23 AM »
Give it a shot and let me know how it works. ;)
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Re: This guy deserves a shitload of credit.
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2008, 02:06:17 AM »
WHY DON'T YOU SPLIT IT 50 50? Cheap ass nigguh.


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Re: This guy deserves a shitload of credit.
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2008, 07:35:19 AM »
because i'm the one risking embezzlement, fraud, [other charges the DA can make], and the bankruptcy affects me, not him.


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Re: This guy deserves a shitload of credit.
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2008, 07:39:37 PM »
Heh, that's actually near where I live. This was in the local news.

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Re: This guy deserves a shitload of credit.
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2008, 10:43:00 AM »
TEXANS.

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Re: This guy deserves a shitload of credit.
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2008, 07:35:39 AM »
TEXANS.

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Pretty much. Dallas is the worst about confirming everyone's stereotypes about Texans, too. D: