The intoxicated replies thread

[Bobbias]

You fill it with water. Have you ever done a dry bong? That shit is HARSH, lol.

I know form first hand experience (I took 1 hit before we moved to a different place to do some real smoking, and we were all too stoned to put some water back into the bong when we got there, needless to say, we put some in after I did that).

And no, it's not really tedious. It's pretty easy to pack the slider properly. All you need to do is make sure you pack the tobacco tight enough to hold up the weed until you need to haul it through. And that shit fucks you up. I've never actually had the lung capacity to haul it through, but I always got all the weed (and started getting some tobacco at the end).

It's a great way to get real stoned real fast if you don't have much weed. but the first one I hit, I almost passed out standing.

[MortifiedocAlot]

The smoke wouldn't go through the water at all tho, since you don't have the metal/glass tube that actually goes into the water (at least, that's what I'm getting from this).

[Bobbias]

Eh, what are you talking about? When you do a popper, it's much the same as doing a bowl. You still smoke the weed, and slowly inhale the smoke through a bong, the only difference is that instead of inserting a bowl into the slide, you pack the slide directly with tobacco and then weed. When you haul the tobacco through, you pull it into the water. Until then, it's just like taking a hit from a bong normally.

[MortifiedocAlot]

So the bowl and the slide (I'm assuming that's the part that hits the water, I'm a bit of a square here) aren't connected? All the ones I've seen have one unit that holds the bowl and then it stretches down to the water. so confus.

[Bobbias]

The slide is the metal piece that guides the bowl into the side of the bong, but some of them aren't removable, so you need to get another piece of pipe that fits into the metal guide into the bong. Essentially you're replacing the bowl with a straight piece of metal.

[MortifiedocAlot]

Oh shit goddamn what am I reading?

Also I just replied in a very odd way. Other then that, I cut my middle finger open throwing a broken mug into a canal, then a rather attractive chick helped me with my wound (she probably has a significant other  but who cares HAR HAR HAR).

Also my hand is going to be hard to explain to my rents.

[annon]

Spaghetti is awesome.

[MortifiedocAlot]

So are Nerds. Hard candy is fucking great for cotton mouth.

[MortifiedocAlot]

Doublepost for being buzzed. Also the attractive chic that healed my wound is taken, and her cute friend doesn't go for boys, AWESOME.

[Bobbias]

DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hAPPY FUKING NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[annon]

Post-drunk post, because I was GONE last night. I couldn't even work my phone. I managed to explain things like how the term "alternate dimension" is a misnomer and the origin of the name "Children of Bodom," and I made out with 2 different girls whose names I don't remember. Awesome?

[MortifiedocAlot]

Post-drunk post as well. Well I had a fun night and I saw a lot of my college buddies, which was cool, also got drunk and hardly anyone got sick. I was also talking to this one guy about a music festival in the woods that was nothing but heavy drug use for about a week. Really I can't remember much or anything that important from that night, but it was still a lot of fun.

Stayed awake until 5 in the morning then the last people left and I took my friends moms bed, which is much nicer then my bed at home.

[annon]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

EDIT: I just watched Butterfly Effect and then beat Crazy Train on Expert with 186k. While stoned. It was awesome.

[MortifiedocAlot]

So I am very stoned right now. I also just watched Pineapple Express, which was way more intense then I was thinking.

Edit, but getting a slight buzz then smoking pot is amazing.

[flaffl]

I'm still kinda hungover from last night...

I feel horrible.