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The intoxicated replies thread
« on: May 03, 2008, 03:03:12 PM »
Note: move this thread to a better place if need be.

Rules: All (even this one counted) posts you to post must be of you intoxicated in some form. or something liek that.

I figure we have a pretty fair amount of people that choose to lose sobriety once and a while, so why not? And I think we tried this once before.... I think NewF did it.

Anyway, I cristen this thread, a new start on her maiden voyage.  I think sober replies are fine, I guess.




So yeah, drunk or whatuva. yep. had an idea just now about the thread, so i made it. And the guy behind me is making me laugh my ass off. And I am going to shut up now so I don't seem like a fucking idiot when I read this later. But I already fucked up. Shit.



Edit:

Fixed typos, etc. Trying to clean up a little of the slop and residue I left behind.
« Last Edit: June 02, 2008, 05:50:58 AM by Zakamiro »


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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2008, 01:28:42 AM »
I've been up for far too long.  Does that count?  My eyes are red, watering, and everything.

Actually, I could use a drink right now.  Followed by a few more.  Followed by a bunch more.  Rinse and repeat until I completely forget that my job exists.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2008, 03:18:14 AM »
Interesting thread idea...

When I'm high I think really deeply into interesting things. Like time. I don't really have any background education on stuff like the theory of relativity and whatnot, so a lot of what I think about probably already has a few answers. Lately, I've been thinking about how time is totally perspective, and that it doesn't exist in a constant state. What sparked this idea was just one day I looked at the clock at work, and it seriously felt like an hour had passed, when only TEN had passed, and I was totally baffled and it made me temporarily question my sanity. And then I started thinking about how bizarre that is, and how psychedelic drugs (not to mention other drugs; but these, I think, on a higher level) (LSD, shrooms, salvia, DMT, etc.), are all known for their time-distorting effects. I remember a few of my earlier shroom trips I made the mistake of looking at the time frequently, which totally blew my mind because of the time-distortion. Now I always take off my watch when I trip. I also never look in the mirror because I always have this really cool, residual image of myself and  don't like to ruin it by looking at what I ACTUALLY look like XD. Anyway, people have also described their trips on more powerful psychedelics like salvia as feeling as if thousands of years had passed. And so that got me thinking that time is really just a feeling that we recognize naturally as a species. Etc...

ANYWAY, that's just a taste of some of the ranting I could go on to now, but I won't, for everyone's sake.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2008, 08:04:30 AM »
newf, I don't think you should, unless that's your own personal taste or whatever. But ultimately it's your own choice, so do w/e. Although, I find it hard to believe you would strongly consider doing it.

Also, rumor has it you have to start off as a gay porn model first before you get to do the female models...

Edit:

Fuck I accidently sent it by mistake.. ( >.> )

Anyway, I've come up with all kinds of crazy ideas and what have you tonight, but they're going to fast for me to bother trying to write them all down. So I just said fuck it. It's okay if I forget. Anyway, yeah. O & hay guise.
« Last Edit: June 03, 2008, 08:06:45 AM by Zakamiro »


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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2008, 01:08:33 AM »
hahahaha, well, i guess that's kinda cool. not my sort of job.. lol


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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2008, 06:37:00 AM »
bored. nobody to talk to. :[


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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2008, 09:35:06 PM »
Small amount of Heineken in me. I haven't gotten drunk on this trip, though I have had a lot of beer.

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2008, 07:53:38 AM »
Happens to me now. I'll eat a bunch of pizza, drink like, 8, 9 beers, and still be barely buzzed :/
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2008, 09:07:06 AM »
well, then what the hell then, dude. After 8 I'm pretty plastered. After 15-17 is when I pass out.

Anyway, I thought about ranting about nonsensical (lol word) bullshit, to make a it a more "intoxicated replies" example, but i thought fuck it. perhaps nobody wants to hear all of the fucking shit I'd possibly want to say while I was intoxicated. And rightly so, most people don't seem to know what the fuck they're talking about when under the influence of something. So, I decided it would potentially be a more better, more mature, and awesomer thing to do by just leaving nothing at all. Wouldn't you agree? I know I'd agree with me if I could. So, like I had said previously, (no further than just within the last 4 sentences, I believe) Anyway... Shit. I fucked up. I sound like a fucking idiot already.


Fuck it.


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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2008, 04:26:28 PM »
HOE, I DO SHOT WEB (FACE STATUS: SPIDERMAN'D)

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2008, 04:29:20 PM »
i got coffee shits
yes combined with the booze shits
oh, the poor toilet

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2008, 04:34:13 AM »
HOE, I DO SHOT WEB (FACE STATUS: SPIDERMAN'D)
i got coffee shits
yes combined with the booze shits
oh, the poor toilet

Too awesome. Also, sup.


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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2008, 06:57:41 PM »
I'm kinda high

and I just watched, on youtube, Snake Eater's ending

And now I'm crying.

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2008, 02:06:26 AM »
lol drunk. coors wtf. later peepz


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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2008, 02:23:14 AM »
My friend and I have a 28 of coors light. We have 10 or 11 left. BRB, more booze.
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