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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #45 on: September 24, 2008, 08:56:48 PM »
Seems like an all around bad idea.


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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #46 on: September 25, 2008, 02:33:44 AM »
I an stoned right now. I went out with 4 other guys and they had some pretty crappy weed. It took 3 bowls before any of us were high. They're not buying from that guy again.
« Last Edit: September 25, 2008, 02:50:06 AM by annon »

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #47 on: September 25, 2008, 04:17:19 AM »
Seems like an all around bad idea.

How so? I'm not one to start messaging people I never talk to and saying stupid shit, like some people. I'll just make a really poorly typed and probably ridiculously nonsensical post here. And maybe actually try to get on IRC like that time ages ago at new years (anyone aside from spectere and I remember that?)
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #48 on: September 25, 2008, 04:45:12 PM »
Drunk plus sensitive electronics isn't always a god combination. Trust me I know.

Also yes, I remember that IRC convo.


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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #49 on: September 25, 2008, 04:49:15 PM »
I remember a while ago (like 2-3 years) when snowcrafta IM'd me drunk. He said he was "DERINML" then "DRTUNBK" and finally "drunk". Now, whenever I think of drunk internetting, I think of the word derinml.

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #50 on: September 25, 2008, 06:39:46 PM »
Drunk plus sensitive electronics isn't always a god combination. Trust me I know.

Also yes, I remember that IRC convo.

I wish spectere hadn't lost that quote of me on the old s.net, lol.

And if I were to drink and use my laptop, I'd keep the drink away from the laptop. I'm usually pretty good at remembering to do stuff like that when drunk. However, I definitely need to, because I do tend to spill drinks when drunk, unfortunately.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #51 on: September 25, 2008, 07:34:20 PM »
just went throgugh 4 heinys btu i fell fine...teh smleys re string at me funy...I wndor if thy no what im typn...........................i wdor if i kno wht im tiepin...tlk latr.

Edit: yeah...I get buzzed fast...but only for a little while...wow, I didn't even know that was what I typed...probably not gonna happen again though.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #52 on: September 25, 2008, 09:53:06 PM »
Heineken? 

You're more than welcome to enjoy what you do, but I find that beer to taste like a portly gentlemans' ass-sweat.

And before anyone asks how I know what that tastes like...

Let's just say Spectere has some strange ideas of a "good time."
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #53 on: September 25, 2008, 09:56:10 PM »
Heineken? 

You're more than welcome to enjoy what you do, but I find that beer to taste like a portly gentlemans' ass-sweat.

And before anyone asks how I know what that tastes like...

Let's just say Spectere has some strange ideas of a "good time."

The thing was they weren't heinekens...it was a quick buzz because I don't know how I can get like that so fast and come off it just as fast...they were 1 bud light, 2 smirnoffs, 1wine cooler (with the bubble things).

And that had to be weird.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #54 on: September 25, 2008, 10:08:30 PM »
Jager Jager Jager some Jack more Jager then maybe some Jamenson more Jager Jack and Coke and a blunt to finish off the day.

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #55 on: September 25, 2008, 10:28:13 PM »
The thing was they weren't heinekens...it was a quick buzz because I don't know how I can get like that so fast and come off it just as fast...they were 1 bud light, 2 smirnoffs, 1wine cooler (with the bubble things).

And that had to be weird.

Christ, and I thought I was a lightweight.

But now I can't drink beer if I want to get drunk, unless I'm drinking pints. A friend and I split a 28 of coors (we had 6 left over after that night) and we didn't get drunk the entire night.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #56 on: September 26, 2008, 12:57:45 AM »
I have jager and patron [silver] under my bed lols
I wish that cake was a lie. :(

I guess he never figured out what Willis was saying :/

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #57 on: September 26, 2008, 09:40:37 AM »
I need more alcohol. My brother drank the last of my booze... I've warned him that if I catch him drinking my alcohol 1 more time, he's never touching my computer again (which happens to be the only working desktop in the house.)

I almost hope he does it again and I catch him, just because I'm getting sick and tired of him fucking that thing up (he fills it up completely with crap, and then wonders when it works really sluggish).
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #58 on: September 26, 2008, 12:23:10 PM »
needs more intoxicated replies, instead of sober ones. (lol this one qualifies. :] )

Please see http://www.spectere.net/smf/index.php?topic=205.0


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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #59 on: September 27, 2008, 01:43:10 AM »
My nipples fucking itch like a mother fucker. I shaved the hairs off of them earlier today and they've been itching like fucking crabs on your balls.