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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #60 on: September 27, 2008, 02:37:38 AM »
My nipples fucking itch like a mother fucker. I shaved the hairs off of them earlier today and they've been itching like fucking crabs on your balls.


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You've had crabs?
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #61 on: September 30, 2008, 11:23:22 PM »
Yes. I have crabs.

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #62 on: September 30, 2008, 11:44:13 PM »
CRAB BATTLE!!!!

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #64 on: October 06, 2008, 12:51:39 AM »
To drunk to drive but sober enough to reason. Yeah 1 white russian and 5 beers will do it.  Lucky for me I called my mom a head of time,

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #65 on: October 06, 2008, 05:25:59 PM »
I'm not drunk, but this guy is.


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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #66 on: October 14, 2008, 01:23:17 AM »
Poast.

EDIT: Weed, not alcohol.

EDIT2: Ghost in the Shell: S.A.C. 2nd Gig has the most amazing opener ever.
« Last Edit: October 14, 2008, 02:34:04 AM by annon »

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #67 on: October 14, 2008, 03:43:48 AM »
I wish I was a cat.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #68 on: October 18, 2008, 11:05:29 PM »
I just realized that whenever I get high, I fucking LOVE my music. I'm listening to CoB: Hate Crew Deathroll right now, and I get more ecstatic as each second passes.
« Last Edit: October 18, 2008, 11:07:21 PM by annon »

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #69 on: October 19, 2008, 02:36:52 AM »
Probably because children of bodom is fucking amazing.

also drunk postan.


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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #70 on: October 19, 2008, 05:07:21 PM »
I just realized that whenever I get high, I fucking LOVE my music. I'm listening to CoB: Hate Crew Deathroll right now, and I get more ecstatic as each second passes.

Yep, happens to me too.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #71 on: November 01, 2008, 02:12:48 AM »
So tonight, I went to a halloween party. I had to get a costume, so at the last minute, I tied a t-shirt to my head like a ninja hood and brought my rubik's cube and proclaimed "I AM THE RUBIK'S NINJA" while drunk.

That said, I AM THE RUBIK'S NINJA, and I AM DRUNK AS HELL.

.Also, I know that Zakamiro meant that post at some level. I know that I come off as a pretentious fuckwit, but it's not intentional. I will admit that I like the praise I get for solving the rubik's cube, but it's not why I do it. I enjoy solving the rubik's cube. It's fun. And it's not necessarily hard to learn how to do it, it jus takes a time commitment. You can learn a many places on the internet jst by google searching.

anyways, I love this forum, and I will stick around until specere has to permenantly call it quitsl.

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« Last Edit: November 01, 2008, 02:19:36 AM by annon »

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #72 on: November 02, 2008, 02:38:20 AM »
DP for awesome weekend of alcohol

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #73 on: November 02, 2008, 12:09:10 PM »
I'd have posted last night when I was drunk, but there was no wireless where I was. A friend of mine just moved into town, so we bought a boatload of beer and played xbox all night, lol.

Unfortunately, we played a lot more xbox than we drank beer, lol, so there's still a TON of booze there. We bought a 4 pack of Tetly, to try it, a 12 of Steam Whistle, to try it, a 12 of Sleemans Honey Brown, and a 24 of Coors Light for my friend's younger brother, who's living there too (so there would always be beer in the fridge).
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #74 on: November 08, 2008, 03:08:08 AM »
Me playing Portal while drunk = Absolutely amazing.

Seriously, I did way better on test chamber 5 than I ever do.

Also, I suck at beer pong.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2008, 03:45:17 AM by annon »

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