The intoxicated replies thread

[MortifiedocAlot]

Also, I suck at beer pong.

Which reminds me, I really don't like drinking games. At an actual party, it's rather annoying and you usually get drunk far too fast. With a few friends, it's fun.

[Bobbias]

Lol, I hate them because I don't usually get drunk quick enough :/

[annon]

Flipcup's easy, beer pong isn't.

Also, I usually can't eat a few hours before drinking because I might puke, but if I don't eat beforehand, I get drunk way too quickly. I choose getting drunk too quickly, though, because then the alcohol passes a lot more quickly through my body and I feel sober after only a couple hours of sleep.

[Bobbias]

I actually have to make sure I don't eat too much when I'm drinking, but it's not because I'll puke, it's because if I eat too much (and I'm drinking beer) I will not get drunk enough... :/

[MortifiedocAlot]

Lol, I hate them because I don't usually get drunk quick enough :/

I suppose you don't have friends who insist on man pong, and playing several games of it in a row.

[Bobbias]

No, but I have played Kings. Now that is an interesting drinking game.

[OmegaOmni]

drank halfa botlle of 1/5 of jack by myself anf ai got drunk as fuck. Woo! also omega ati drivers are amaszing and I can't spell worth  a shit whii drunkin ess whoi gives two shits yeah.. happy turkey day to tose in the USA...need to clean my room yeah woo!

!Edit!
It was more like 3/4 of a bottle when I checked a few minutes ago

[Jupi]

and I can't spell worth  a shit whii drunkin ess whoi gives two shits yeah..

I dunno, I'd say it's pretty close to how you normally type. 

[Alice]

I'm not rally entoxicated but I haven't slept for quite a while does that coutn

beginning to learn dvorka keybaord and not having slept for over 24 hours does not go togehter but at least I have a Monster

O fuck it's empty. :/

[Bobbias]

BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yep, I'm drunk, typing is a  miracle....

Room is just on the verge of spinning, and i know when i look at this in the morning, i'll be amazed at how good my spelling is drunk, but nobody else has seen how many typos and mistakes i've made.

[annon]

I just took like 6 hits from a steamroller. High as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

[Bobbias]

I just took like 6 hits from a steamroller. High as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Steamroller? Haven't heard of that one....

[annon]

It's basically a glass tube ~1 foot long and ~1.5 inches wide. I don't know too much about it, other than it gets you really high.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoking_pipe_(non-tobacco)#Steam_Roller

[Bobbias]

Ahh, basically a pipe with a carb, only much larger.

Yeah, the extra oxygen gets things rolling quick. Another way to get high fast is Poppers (you pack tobacco into the slide of the bong to hold up the weed (there's no bowl used here), burn the weed, and inhale the smoke, and when you get to the tobacco, breathe in really hard until the tobacco popps into the bong, causing a rush of air and smoke like when you open the end of the steamroller)

[MortifiedocAlot]

Yeah, the extra oxygen gets things rolling quick. Another way to get high fast is Poppers (you pack tobacco into the slide of the bong to hold up the weed (there's no bowl used here), burn the weed, and inhale the smoke, and when you get to the tobacco, breathe in really hard until the tobacco popps into the bong, causing a rush of air and smoke like when you open the end of the steamroller)

So that's what a popper is, sounds somewhat tedious, you wouldn't fill the bong with water because it's not important and you would have to clean out the bong somewhat regularly right?

Either way, sounds like fun.

Also I couldn't imagine taking 10 hits from anything half decent wise. I remember taking about 3 hits of some rather good stuff (even more regular smokers were saying it was good) and being in a pretty good state. Sure made the Natural ice go down better.