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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #105 on: January 19, 2009, 12:54:33 AM »
Pop an Advil and drink some water, always works for me.


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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #106 on: January 22, 2009, 02:17:29 PM »
I think Terry is a pretty cool guy. eh sells weed across the hall from the RA and doesnt afraid of anything.

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #107 on: January 23, 2009, 12:45:25 AM »
Hehe, "linksys" is an anagram of "slinkys"

EDIT: Ok, so a cop just came into my dorm because it smelled like weed outside. I wasn't actually smoking in here, but the bag my weed was in had torn and while I was gone the smell had filled up the room (should've cracked a window). Anyways, I'm lucky I was stoned enough to remain calm, but sober enough to talk coherently, not backing into the defensive whenever he asked accusatory questions, like:

"So has anything been going on here tonight?"
"No, not really."
"Not really, or no?"
"No. I use 'not really' for no pretty much all the time."
"Pretty much all the time?"
"<smirk> Pretty much all the time."

Then again, he saw my eyes. Maybe he was just letting me off easy for not giving him trouble.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2009, 11:17:39 PM by annon »

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #108 on: January 25, 2009, 03:58:54 AM »
Then again, he saw my eyes. Maybe he was just letting me off easy for not giving him trouble.

More the likely, he must see a lot of pot abuse going on. So I'm pretty drunk and me and another friend almost busted these kids heads in at McDonald's. We were waiting in the drive thru with me, 2 friends and the drivers girlfriend. When these people behind us started flashing their lights, the driver was getting pissed and my friend was drunk and egging him on. So we go and park, my friend sticks his head out the door (the driver) and tells them to fuck off, so they stop. Then we park in another spot and the back up to us and continue to fuck around. So we start to leave, and right when we pull up to them at the red flashing light they pull away. The main thing is, if my driving friends girlfriend didn't constantly tell him "don't fight them" and we had a different friend in the passenger seat, it would have ended really nasty for those 2 kids.

On an unrelated note, training day is an awesome movie.


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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #109 on: January 31, 2009, 03:37:24 AM »
Slightly drunk. Thank god I can still fix typos.

Also, Marvel - Ultimate Alliance is fucking fun, but some bosses are next to impossible after a couple beers. :/

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #110 on: February 07, 2009, 10:45:15 PM »
I just smoked 3 bowls because the weed I was smoking didn't act as quickly as I expected. I'm about to peak.

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #111 on: February 08, 2009, 02:54:59 AM »
Nice work, I've got 6 beers in me right now and I wish they affected me more.

Also, my friend and I discovered Beer Bread. We're gonna try it soon.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #112 on: February 08, 2009, 03:29:44 AM »
Poast because I'm drunk I suppose. Pretty bored, but video games plus friends plus drunk is awesome.


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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #113 on: February 08, 2009, 03:35:30 AM »
Poast because I'm drunk I suppose. Pretty bored, but video games plus friends plus drunk is awesome.

lol, video games can be boring if you keep getting drunk with only 1 friend to play them with :/
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #114 on: March 17, 2009, 10:54:47 PM »
holy christ am i drunk. fuvkin ya. by last beer was free thnaks to a friend of a friend.

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #115 on: March 18, 2009, 06:55:55 AM »
Dude, I didn't even remember writing that until I saw it, lol.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #116 on: March 20, 2009, 12:39:32 PM »
I'm not drunk or any sort. In fact, I'm completely sober.

However, I really wish I was PISS drunk when I come to this website sometime.... seems kinky.

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #117 on: April 29, 2009, 04:19:06 PM »
This is a great thread. PS DXM. :U

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #118 on: May 24, 2009, 01:55:14 AM »
I'm so drunk right now. Like, holy shit. Wow.

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #119 on: May 24, 2009, 03:13:48 AM »
I'm so drunk right now. Like, holy shit. Wow.

I almost have to agree woth you. I've neeb driubnking with my neighbour andf damn, I feel good