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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #150 on: September 16, 2009, 11:31:44 PM »
Man, I wish my friends were cool enough to get a keg. For the volume, kegs are decently cheep...
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #151 on: September 17, 2009, 12:20:31 AM »
Yeah, that and it's a lot easier to clean.

Also my friends house has like 5 jars of moon shine in the kitchen and two deer heads in the living room, shit's fairly hick.


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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #152 on: October 03, 2009, 02:49:57 AM »
So, pool + beer after while watching 300. Fun times. If anyone spots a typo tonight, it's the beer talking.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #153 on: October 04, 2009, 03:15:44 PM »
Note to self, never drink beer and liquor on an empty stomach. I'm still hungover from it. Funny thing was I thought I lost my bottle of liquor I bought, but I looked up and it was right next to my PC. Probably shouldn't have bought it considering how tight cash is, but it was only 10 bucks worth of my own money and there's still a lot left.


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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #154 on: October 04, 2009, 03:45:16 PM »
Lol, drinking on an empty stomach is... interesting.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #155 on: October 04, 2009, 04:18:33 PM »
Oh yeah, and on the ride home I opened my friends car door to vomit and he still bitched at me because I got some on the outside of his car.


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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #156 on: October 04, 2009, 07:23:09 PM »
Oh yeah, and on the ride home I opened my friends car door to vomit and he still bitched at me because I got some on the outside of his car.

haha, yeah, generally getting sick in a car is never good, even if you try not to hit the car.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #157 on: October 05, 2009, 06:40:46 AM »
if you're gonna drink on an empty stomach, always stick with liquor first for at least 4 or 5 'drinks' then it's alright to drink beer. For some reason, that's always true, and you're less effected by the slam of only alcohol in your stomach.. and try to eat while you drink to that benefit as well. haha
I wish that cake was a lie. :(

I guess he never figured out what Willis was saying :/

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #158 on: October 05, 2009, 08:54:22 AM »
Also, if your not going to eat, drink less than you usually do. On an empty stomach, 6 coors light will get me drunk to the point where I'm done.

My friend and I finished a 24 between us of that stuff one night and were completely sober....

Big difference.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #159 on: October 07, 2009, 06:15:17 PM »
Milk is a good pre-drink beverage, I've found.  I had a glass of milk, drank myself silly, and woke up with no ill effects.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #160 on: October 07, 2009, 06:49:16 PM »
...really? Sounds horrible.


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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #161 on: October 08, 2009, 01:26:25 AM »
...really? Sounds horrible.

think that sounds bad?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Russian_%28cocktail%29


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I wish that cake was a lie. :(

I guess he never figured out what Willis was saying :/

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #162 on: October 08, 2009, 02:38:39 AM »
My GF's mom drinks Baileys and Milk...
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #163 on: October 08, 2009, 02:45:18 AM »
Well the Dude does abide.


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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #164 on: October 08, 2009, 03:18:49 AM »
Well the Dude does abide.
<3 :D hahah. curdled milk in the stomach doesn't sound that appealing...... but people drink it so i guess there's something to it



ps i'm drunk
I wish that cake was a lie. :(

I guess he never figured out what Willis was saying :/