Oh, and I completely forgot to mention my friend AJ's birthday party. Might as well now, since it was fun, and involved a lot of alcohol. And weed, in my case.
Basically, my girlfriend and I showed up around 9, and AJ was already drunk. We watched him play a 2 on 1 game of beer pong on the improvised table we had set up, and I had about 2 jello shooters. We hung out for a while, and AJ came out, took his bong, placed it on the table in front of me and said "This thing isn't going to smoke itself!". So I ended up taking about 3 hits (pretty much killed the rather large bowl he packed.) Well, a little bit later AJ's friend JJ and a friend of his showed up. JJ was HAMMERED. He had drank about half a 26er of Jack Daniels to himself before the party. Everyone thought he was retarded or something, because he could hardly even talk. He wasn't finished with the drinking, and wanted people to do shots of the JD with him. I decided what the hell, and took a couple shots. I think I had 3. (Total so far, 5 shots, and 3 nice bong hits.) I'm getting drunk, and I'm coming down from being pretty stoned. JJ makes an ass of himself.1 Basically, AJ's friend Moser kicked JJ out a couple times, and JJ kept coming back inside, making an ass of himself and such. AJ tried to get him to stop being an ass, but nothing worked. Eventually, JJ was way too drunk, and needed to leave go home. JJ's friend Nick and I followed him a bit, watched him, and made sure he was sobering up a bit. He walked the wrong way, but his house is like, 10 minutes away walking, so we weren't going to worry. When I got back, AJ's friend Nick (different than JJ's friend Nick, lol) had a Tom Collins mixed and waiting for me. So I drank that. Then I went downstairs, hit the bong once more, and then decided to play beer pong with JJ's friend Nick. We were both way too drunk, and switchd to flip cup. The stuff we were drinking was some 5% orange cooler that just tasted like orange pop. But the looser had to take a swig of the remaining Long John scotch. I learned that I'm terrible at flip cup, and finished off the Long John. Some time after that, I finished the night by getting sick in the bathroom in the basement. Despite that, any time people checked on me, and asked if I was ok, I just nodded or something, because I really didn't care that I was sick. (that's 9 drinks, plus some of that orange stuff, and 4 good bong hits, in something like 4 hours.) The best part was that when I woke up after passing out in the bathroom at 8 AM, I felt perfectly fine. Not a hint of hangover. So I drove my girlfriend back to her place, and drove the 45 minutes back to my house, and slept. That was last weekend.
1A couple days before, JJ had taken a girl to AJ's place and hung out with a couple friends and shit. JJ was apparently going after her for quite some time, but she had told him she had a boyfriend. Thing is, she was all over AJ that night. So JJ was kinda passed that AJ had "stolen" his girl at the party, and called her out and shit. Also, she's 17, and AJ was turning 22, and JJ is 20, just to set some ages here.
