The intoxicated replies thread

[Bobbias]

Also boobies, that sounds like a hell of a night. I'm a little curious as to how said JJ character made an ass of himself.

Well, as I mentioned in the footnote, there was the whole thing about JJ taking a girl he was interested in to AJ's, and next thing he knows, she's all over AJ. Later on during the party, he started calling her out, saying she wasn't cool, and shit. Just basically insulting her as much as his extremely intoxicated mind could manage. And he insulted me while his friend and I were walking to see if he could make it home. He puked a bit on the carpet inside. He was generally belligerent by the end of things. And every time Moser or AJ took him outside, and talked to him, (Moser generally trying to kick him out). He came back inside and kept being an ass.

as my friend was pulling into Taco Bell he got pulled over and got two more tickets for noise violation (he has 2 12s in his jeep) and for lack of insurance.

Wow, that is ridiculous. I've never heard of anyone around here getting a noise violation for having a huge system in their car, and my friend pat had a monster system a while back. He had a $1200 alpine sub in the back of his shitty ford tempo that was so loud he actally broke his rear windshield with it once.

[MortifiedocAlot]

I'm somewhat hung over, and I've got two nights I want to talk about. First one is a small get together I had at my house on Friday. We played this drinking game called mine and after we got decently drunk we had a few people play guitar and  it was generally fun. Yesterday my friend threw a double kegger at his house, and a bunch of douche bags showed up, but I saw a lot of people I knew so it was cool until later when fighting broke out. Long story short, my friend (the house owner, most people left at this point due to it being late and the multiple fights) was arrested and another had to go to the hospital with a possibly broken jaw. I was lucky enough that my friends camper wasn't locked and the cops let me sleep there until I was sober enough to drive home.

and on a less shitty note, my mom and her friend were doing shots after thanksgiving dinner.

[Sneaky]

Get large glass.

Preferred amount of:
Southern Comfort
Crown Royal (or equivalent)

Splash with Sunny D for color
fill the rest with Sprite


Consume: win.

[Bobbias]

I'll have to try that some time, substituting another brand of orange juice for Sunny D, because I refuse to touch that stuff.

I think one of my favourite drinks like that is the Tom Collins.

[Sneaky]

haven't tried that yet.. may get around to it.

sunny D cause it has like cooking oil in it? haha. it really is almost as much as a "shot" of sunny D

[Bobbias]

No, I avoid Sunny D because I don't really like it, and last time I had it, I puked it right back up about a minute after I drank it.

The thing about Tom Collins is that they mask the alcohol in the gin (hell, they mask most of the gin taste, anyway), so you can drink a lot of them and end up getting way drunker than you might have planned. Same thing goes for screwdrivers, really.

[Ulti]

I just lost my lighter, on my desk, and spent a good minute looking for it ;_;

[MortifiedocAlot]

No, I avoid Sunny D because I don't really like it, and last time I had it, I puked it right back up about a minute after I drank it.

Canadians are allergic to sunlight.

[Bobbias]

I just lost my lighter, on my desk, and spent a good minute looking for it ;_;

Before or after you hit the bong? lol.

[Ulti]

lol, I was on a 3rd-plat DXM trip, shit was bananas. That was right after I'd lit a bowl, though. D:

[Sneaky]

UV blue
7up


fun evening ahead of me

[OmegaOmni]

Shitty day at work...jack and coke going into my system....NOW!

[Spectere]

Shitty day at work...jack and coke going into my system....NOW!

If I did that I'd be drunk every day (aside from the weekends (if I'm lucky)).

[Bobbias]

If I did that I'd be drunk every day (aside from the weekends (if I'm lucky)).

I don't see a problem there.

EDIT:

aside from the weekends

There's the problem.

[Jupi]

I don't know if the world is ready for a constantly soused Spectere.