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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #255 on: December 29, 2009, 01:59:01 AM »
My friend and I picked up some weed today. Let's put it this way. I was high from about 2:30 till about 9 at night... The only probems was that when I sobered up, I wanted more.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #256 on: December 29, 2009, 02:25:28 AM »
Oh, so jealous. When I smoke these days, I'm only stoned for like two hours, unless I smoke an unreasonable amount, or the weed is some sort of miracle strain. Speaking of which, I just smoked some particularly delicious sativa - All sorts of wonky CEV's are going right now. D:

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #257 on: December 29, 2009, 01:54:57 PM »
Never had a CEV :/

But yeah, being someone who only smokes occasionally, I tend to always get stoned for a good while.

We smoked 2 grams of weed for that, and since my friend only generally smokes poppers, I had to use my pipe as a bowl for his bong, lol. Oh well.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #258 on: December 29, 2009, 03:40:31 PM »
I wish that cake was a lie. :(

I guess he never figured out what Willis was saying :/

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #259 on: February 03, 2010, 08:51:57 PM »
double toast for sailory jerry and dr pepper
I wish that cake was a lie. :(

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #260 on: February 05, 2010, 06:18:25 AM »
8 hours later, I'm down two adderall and up 6 pages of essay. Goddamnit, I don't think I've ever focused that hard in my goddamn life. My brain hurts,

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #261 on: February 09, 2010, 12:47:15 AM »
I am high
I wish that cake was a lie. :(

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #262 on: February 09, 2010, 01:02:37 AM »
Congratulations.  I was grooving on some painkillers about two hours ago, but now they're just doing what they're really supposed to be doing.  :)  Not as much fun, but I'll certainly take that over being in enough pain to keep me from moving. :3
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #263 on: February 09, 2010, 06:45:26 AM »
grooving on some painkillers

Best term for being high ever, congratulations!

As a side note, it's almost time for me to go to work, which means it's almost time to get high before work :P It makes the drive so much nicer, especially when I've got music like Tom Waits to listen to on the way.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #264 on: February 09, 2010, 10:47:25 AM »
Best term for being high ever, congratulations!

As a side note, it's almost time for me to go to work, which means it's almost time to get high before work :P It makes the drive so much nicer, especially when I've got music like Tom Waits to listen to on the way.

:/  Is that really a good idea?
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #265 on: February 09, 2010, 11:37:22 AM »
:/  Is that really a good idea?

I've driven stoned enough times that it's not difficult. In fact, I rather enjoy it. It's easier to get lost if i'm somewhere I'm not familliar with, but other than that, I'm perfectly fine driving after a bit of chronic. And I am mostly sober by the time I get here (or at least far enough past the real high that I can function normally when I go to work).

I will say that I'll never drink and drive though. Thats a scary thought.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #266 on: February 09, 2010, 12:26:58 PM »
Nonononono, don't drink and drive.  That's bad news.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #267 on: February 09, 2010, 01:00:52 PM »
Exactly. Im scared shitless of the idea of drinking and driving.

The same doesn't apply to driving high though. Mostly because I have done it, and it hasn't been a problem, and because I find that unlike being drunk, I'm able to think straight when high. I don't speed, and I give myself extra room most of the time because I realize that my reaction speed is probably compromised.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #268 on: February 09, 2010, 03:21:43 PM »
Fair enough, I suppose.  Just be careful, obviously.  <3
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #269 on: February 09, 2010, 05:09:00 PM »
I wouldn't drive like that unless I really thought I could. I've driven pretty damn high before (as in, to the point where I shouldn't have) But luckily those were late at night, when all I had to do was go across town. And even then, I managed alright. Mind you, if I ever had to do serious driving, as in, with other traffic, I'd never get that high. I know my limits when it comes to driving and functioning, because I've occasionally (in safer conditions) gone past them... I've been lucky enough that I could still make it home on those bad nights, so anything not as bad as those is good in my books.
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