The intoxicated replies thread

[flaffl]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Sqthreer!]

I jacked off in the back seat of my friend's car while two of my friends were in the front just to see if I could get away with it. And yes, I did.

[MortifiedocAlot]

High five, that is awesome.

[OmegaOmni]

I jacked off in the back seat of my friend's car while two of my friends were in the front just to see if I could get away with it. And yes, I did.

Ive had sex in the back seat of my car.

[Jupi]

Everyone's had sex in the back seat of your car.

Wait, no.

Wait, yes. 

[OmegaOmni]

Everyone's had sex in the back seat of your car.

Wait, no.

Wait, yes. 

Wait, what?

[Sqthreer!]

Ive had sex in the back seat of my car.

Yes but were your friends in the front driving you somewhere? That's the next step.

[annon]

Me and a few friends once smoked with this one guy in a field near my house. After we all had had waaaay too much, we saw him crouched facing the other way about 50 feet away. We asked what he was doing. He laughed and yelled "I'M JACKING OFF!"

We never smoked with him again after that.

[Sqthreer!]

I don't blame you.

I'm all for masturbating in strange places but I still try to keep it discreet :[

[MortifiedocAlot]

You didn't call his bluff? I highly doubt he was masturbating, you should have investigated further.

[annon]

He was crouched there for a good 15 minutes. Well, probably. None of us had a timekeeping device and we were all pretty high. It was long enough for us to have forgotten he was there.

[annon]

Speaking of pretty high, I am right now. It's weird, this strain seems to make me feel paranoid. Normally I don't get paranoid at all, so at least I can catch all of my random fears and rationalize them away.

But man, I've only smoked a one-hit's worth of pot, and this shit is good (this and shit are anagrams). So glad I know someone who can buy from dispensaries.

[flaffl]

Haha, I love it how the more of a new high you reach, the more paranoid you feel. what's up with that?

[Bobbias]

I never get paranoid, no matter how high I get now.

But that may stem from the fact that I've done shit like driving long distance to somewhere I've never driven before high as fuck, lol.

I've made 2 trips to toronto high, and both to different parts of the city. And I've never driven to toronto sober, lol. (well, I drove to one place that is part of the GTA, but I've never driven to any of the major city sober before...)

[annon]

I just never get paranoid at all. There's no real reason, so I guess weed doesn't have that particular effect on my brain. Well, didn't.

Like, I had to get in an elevator to get to my room after I smoked in my car, and when I got in the elevator I saw some RA's walking into the building, so I frantically pressed the Close Door button because I was scared I smelled like pot, even though I only had one one-hit outdoors so little to no smell would remain. Though it didn't help that I also had an eighth with me in my backpack.

Whatever the case, I was glad to get to my room without having to talk to anyone. Then I started questioning all of my friendships because I guess simple fears were too boring to produce. It wasn't much fun until that finally wore off.