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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #390 on: August 31, 2010, 05:12:58 AM »
I somed a pots

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #391 on: August 31, 2010, 06:44:12 PM »
Pre-emptive post for this weekend.

A friend of mine has been trying to get a bunch of us together to go up to his grandparents' cabin up on Manitoulin Island. The basic idea is that he was gonna get as many friends as possible, bring everyone up there for the labour day weekend, and everyone gets fucking SMASHED for the whole time.

I'd try to post while I am up there, except that they are basically out in the middle of the woods, with a generator for electricity, no running water, no cell phone service, etc.

And a LOT of beer.

So yeah, I'll be fucked for that weekend.

Unfortunately, although my friend invited like, 7 people, it could very well end up just being him and I, because everyone else can't seem to get time off work (and the one guy we thought we could count on apparently got told by his work that he has to work the weekend (despite the fact that he was scheduled to have that off over a month ago))
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #392 on: September 01, 2010, 12:13:33 AM »
Wow, that's awesome and sort of sucks.


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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #393 on: September 01, 2010, 01:52:19 AM »
I'd try to post while I am up there, except that they are basically out in the middle of the woods, with a generator for electricity, no running water, no cell phone service, etc.

Just write down what you would have posted and post it when you get home.

If you can read your own intoxicated scribblings, that is.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #394 on: September 01, 2010, 05:00:36 AM »
Just write down what you would have posted and post it when you get home.

If you can read your own intoxicated scribblings, that is.

Dude, you've seen what happens when I try to TYPE drunk. My writing is nearly incomprehensible in the first place, so drunk scrawling is just out of the question, lol.

I should be able to remember most of what happens, though I have no idea what sort of stories I might come back with. As far as I can tell, massive fires are out of the question, since we're basically in the middle of the woods, miles from civilization. Regardless, I plan on being fucked for the weekend, lol.

Wow, that's awesome and sort of sucks.

Yeah. The only part that's gonna suck is the 6 hour drive there, and the 6 hour drive back.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #395 on: September 02, 2010, 07:23:21 PM »
Took 3 grams of dried shrooms last night.


what the fuck
I wish that cake was a lie. :(

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #396 on: September 02, 2010, 08:57:08 PM »
Holy shit, I just found out that those Bic disposable lighters can make smoke rings if you light them and then immediately let off the fuel. I don't mean spark it, I mean light it and then let it go. It makes a smoke ring.

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #397 on: September 02, 2010, 09:05:07 PM »
I wound up buying tequila, triple sec, and lime juice in order to make margaritas earlier and, well, let's just say that I used a bit too much tequila.  Kinda waters down the term "pussy drink," I'd say.

Let's just say, I got my dad and myself a bit tipsy.  After having half of a rather large glass (with margarita salt on the rim, of course...can't forget that), we sat down to play some Mafia II.  Hilarity ensued.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #398 on: September 03, 2010, 12:03:33 PM »
Fuck, I wish I could drink with my dad :/ But he doesn't drink... At all.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #399 on: September 03, 2010, 12:28:58 PM »
Everyone stop drinking and start shrooming

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #400 on: September 03, 2010, 02:07:21 PM »
Fuck, if I could get some shrooms I'd definitely be game for that. Too bad even my attempts to get some fucking weed for this weekend have failed. Talked to a friend who I haven't seen for a long time. Arranged to talk to him some time after 5 yesterday, to pick up.

Messaged him for 6 hours, with no response. Went to where I think he might be living, still no response. Yeah, I'm not pleased, since he's pretty much my only "reliable" source.

Anyway, I'm packing up for the weekend now, my friend got off work a couple minutes ago, and should be here soon.

I'm gonna be taking my computer (for music, and/or diablo 2 on an ad-hoc network, lol), so if by chance something crazy happens, I'll be sure to document it.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #401 on: September 03, 2010, 04:03:05 PM »
you need more druggie friends. lol or get into the rave scene, get to know some folks and get connected that way
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #402 on: September 03, 2010, 04:32:25 PM »
Holy shit, I just found out that those Bic disposable lighters can make smoke rings if you light them and then immediately let off the fuel. I don't mean spark it, I mean light it and then let it go. It makes a smoke ring.

Yeah I figured that out a while ago, I basically shit myself, but I was pretty damn baked at the time, so I p much forgot about it until you mentioned it again.

@Sneaky - o u, now you should try to find some acid. :V!

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #403 on: September 03, 2010, 07:05:36 PM »
I dropped 2 strong ass sugar cubes for my first fry at EDC. I have since fried 2 other times, while always looking for more. I love acid so much its not even funny
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #404 on: September 03, 2010, 09:10:43 PM »
Yeah man, I love me some acid. P much takes out all the negative aspects of shrooms for me (ridiculous mood swings, stomach uneasiness, etc), while lasting like three times as long.