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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #435 on: October 10, 2010, 09:41:39 PM »
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #436 on: October 10, 2010, 11:25:16 PM »
I just smoked what I had left from a party I went to on Friday night. Unfortunately I didnt get much from it :/ The stuff was really dry, and I don't remember if it was that dry friday, because by that point I was
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #437 on: October 20, 2010, 01:15:33 PM »
Alright, so my bedroom right now is an unfinished basement room. I got a new bookshelf this weekend and set it up next to a dresser. The corner looks like this:


Now, there's about a foot of space between those ceiling tiles and the wall, and my cat likes exploring. So when he discovered that he could get all the way on top of the bookshelf, he decided to check out the ceiling tiles. This was fine and dandy until he accidentally knocked one of the tiles down while he was trying to get onto it. The tile he knocked down was his only way back to the bookshelf, and he wasn't about to jump 7 feet down, so he just sat down, anxiously looking for a way back to the bookshelf. I put the tile back, but he didn't trust it anymore.

I realized he needed help, but I couldn't reach him where he was. I had to herd him into a more open space. I tried using a stick, but that didn't work too well. I remember using water to herd him once, but we're indoors. I needed to think of a fluid I could use indoors that he wouldn't like.

So I loaded a bowl. I blew some smoke where I didn't want him to be, and he fled to a more open space, where I grabbed him and set him down on the floor.

Now we're both high and he's sitting on my lap while I type this.

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #438 on: October 20, 2010, 06:02:39 PM »
Haha, awesome. Getting animals high can be quite fun, if you try not to get them too high. I would never suggest doing it to a puppy or a kitten, but to grown animals, I don't believe it has any negative effects.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #439 on: October 27, 2010, 10:05:32 PM »
Ate 3.5 grams of shrooms. Should be a good first trip :P

I'll post something afterwards.
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #440 on: October 28, 2010, 01:28:06 AM »
Ate 3.5 grams of shrooms. Should be a good first trip :P

I'll post something afterwards.

right now you are going HOLY SHIT THE FUCKING EVERYTHING IS FUCKING MOVING I MEAN LOOK AT THE WALL HOLY SHIT MY COMPUTER IS A UNICORN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOU MAN

I ingested 4g of the brazilian cubensis motherfuckers (the ones i took when i tripped the first time), the strongest you can get at least in my area. Which is still RIDICULOUS. My laptop screen was waving back and forth and reverberating if i moved my head around it/eyes for a different perspective. Music was still fantastic, then my friend and I went on a walk outside around some lit up baseball fields (this was around 2am, so not a soul in sight). Nature had a very welcoming aspect to it, and I'd like to shroom in the forest/whilst camping and such. Everything outside was very inviting, but indoors, shit plays mad tricks on you and sometimes you forget which way is left/right/up/down/black people.
I wish that cake was a lie. :(

I guess he never figured out what Willis was saying :/

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #441 on: October 28, 2010, 03:20:26 PM »
well, when I first came up, I started with closed eye visuals, some cool patterns and such. Then I laid back on my GF's bed and stared at the ceiling for a while, with some awesome open eye visuals. However, the room isn't huge, and has purple walls, and after a while it felt like I was having some crazy sensory overload. I was pretty anxious, and wanted to take a walk. My GF (who took them with me) was scared she might freak out outside. Eventually, we did go out for a walk. I think we left at around 10:30-10:45. we were out walking across town till about 1:15 when we decided to head back because we were coming down.

I had no crazy visuals for the walk, but i felt like I could smash through a brick wall. I just felt in an absolutely amazing mood, and My GF and I talked the whole walk about all sorts of random shit. Mostly about stuff like how people constantly put up walls and refuse to actually try to understand other people. All sorts of stuff like that.

Awesome fucking drug. And my GF's roommate grows them :P
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #442 on: November 07, 2010, 07:46:37 PM »
I'm so high I thought I made a post, but I didn't. oh wait
I wish that cake was a lie. :(

I guess he never figured out what Willis was saying :/

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #443 on: November 09, 2010, 11:17:34 PM »
sneaky i fucking love you

i would love to smoke with you some day

homo all the way

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #444 on: November 11, 2010, 07:24:17 PM »
Smoke weed
Listen to:

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #445 on: November 12, 2010, 07:21:15 PM »
im really high. i just pulled an all nighter and i'm nearing the end of my awakedness. this will be a wondrous night. goodnight til 8pm kansas city

i also just ate white castle. glorious mother fucking moment. i was super high.

ps anyone from st.l/KC? drive down to mizzou and let's chillll :D

is more my style. more after 2:30 is about where is right up my vaginaalley
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #446 on: November 21, 2010, 01:57:03 PM »
Fuck, so hung over... remind me why I think drinking a ton of Malibu straight is a good idea....
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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #447 on: November 23, 2010, 02:01:03 AM »
Wiskey and coke and playing TF2 for almost 7 hours.

I have to work at 12:30pm est and don't give 2 shits.


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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #448 on: November 25, 2010, 03:01:52 PM »
Wiskey and coke and playing TF2 for almost 7 hours.

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Re: The intoxicated replies thread
« Reply #449 on: November 30, 2010, 01:22:53 AM »
YO DRANK A 40 AND WORKIN A BEER RIGHT NOW WHATS UP BITCHES