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« on: May 28, 2008, 02:28:42 AM »
The only difference between an American and a Mexican is an X.

IT MAKES SENSE AND DOESN'T AT THE SAME TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

or does it?
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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2008, 03:11:38 AM »
you just blew my fucking mind.

Yes, and no. It's not really a joke, but something to observe. Interestinggggg.


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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2008, 03:37:37 AM »
"It's not really a joke, but something to observe."

HOLY FUCK those are the exact words I was looking for to describe that. Thank you.
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« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2008, 04:36:07 AM »
hahaha... Great minds think alike. (or so they say).

Also, I was thinking... and here is what I concluded:

Standards are the foundation for mediocrity. If you hold yourself against a bar, how can you ever expect to achieve great things?


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« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2008, 07:21:25 AM »
If you don't hold yourself up to a bar, there ARE no great things.
This is going in my sig. :)

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« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2008, 12:38:48 PM »
Also, if you hold yourself up to a bar, your arms will get tired.
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« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2008, 02:57:42 PM »
Unless you're superman...
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« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2008, 03:17:21 PM »
Unless he's on his own planet before it was destroyed.
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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2008, 10:04:44 PM »
Here comes the ruckus the motherfuckin ruckus
Thousands of cut throats and purse snatchin fucks
Straight from the brain I'll be givin you the pain anger
Comin from the 36th Chamber Bang!
Tical hittin with the Buddha-Fist style
Shotgun slammin in your chestpiece, plow!
Brain, is blown all over the terrain
Like a man without no arms you can't hang
Time for a change of the guard
You've been arrested for lyric fraud now you hard
For real, check it, I pull strings like B.B. King on guitar
I'm the true fist of the North Star!

Verse Two: Carlton Fisk, Method Man

Ooooooooh! What a tangled web we weave
When first we practice to decieve
Guns be clickin, runnin with my clan we be stickin
Whatever, my street family stays together
Represent what I invent, killa hill
Resident, rest in peace to my nigga Two Cent
The street life is the only life I know
I live by the code style it's mad P.L.O...

Iranian thoughts and cover like an Arabian
Grab a nigga on the spot and put a nine to his cranium

I..can't...get no satisfaction, niggas won't be lastin
Long, unless they get protaction, for real
Strong, comin with my clan so what's happenin
Commercial rap, hate it with a passion

The M-E-T-H-O-D got me drinkin O.E. all night in a M.P.V.
Just maxin, lookin for hoes, you know relaxin
Bitches know the hour it be time for some action

P.L.O., peace to that nigga Barryano
Word up, let's take him to the bridge, Verrazano


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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2008, 11:23:36 PM »
The only difference between an American and a Mexican is an X.

IT MAKES SENSE AND DOESN'T AT THE SAME TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

or does it?

No, it does not, because American has two A's, one R, and no X's, while Mexican has only one A, no R's, and one X.  So there's a three letter difference.  Bitch.

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« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2008, 12:56:49 AM »
A Merican - r + x = A Mexican

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« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2008, 01:39:45 AM »
kuroneck has been sq3rly pwnt
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« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2008, 02:34:25 AM »
Whoa I never considered myself an adverb before :O

I also like how it kind of looks like "squirrely."

Squirrels are my favorite animal ever.
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« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2008, 03:10:30 AM »
Squirrels are awesome.

Speaking of which, have some squirrel porn (again):



And here he's ready to pounce on you and give you some hot squirrly lovin:



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« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2008, 03:20:19 AM »
Oh man I came right when I saw.
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