Oh, wow, asscocks. I remember getting my wisdom teeth taken out, two summers ago. It was awesome. And last summer, I had surgery on my "ace", which was a pilonidal cyst at the base of my spine (or, if you're so inclined, at the top of my crack... extreme lower back). They told me I was going to be a twin, but god was like k just kidding, and what would've been my twin randomly started growing out the top of my ass last summer. If it had gotten any bigger, teeth, hair and eyeballs would've grown inside of it. Is that not the nastiest thing you've EVER heard of? And it's entirely true :x
