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DELUXE MIRACLE JESUS ACTION FIGURE
« on: June 05, 2008, 05:33:24 PM »
I can't believe that I would actually own one of these, but check it out:



We're ready for your close-up Mr. Christ:


This has just entered my list of favorite possessions ever.
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Re: DELUXE MIRACLE JESUS ACTION FIGURE
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2008, 06:49:21 PM »
i think that may be more awesome than the mozart action figure arch took a picture of back in the day

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Re: DELUXE MIRACLE JESUS ACTION FIGURE
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2008, 11:19:06 PM »
oh jesus are you serious

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Re: DELUXE MIRACLE JESUS ACTION FIGURE
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2008, 11:45:34 PM »
My brother's friend has one too. Those things are fucking boss.
This is going in my sig. :)

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Re: DELUXE MIRACLE JESUS ACTION FIGURE
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2008, 11:52:28 PM »
Hell yeah they are. The hands really glow, too :O
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Re: DELUXE MIRACLE JESUS ACTION FIGURE
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2008, 02:02:44 AM »
Hell yeah they are. The hands really glow, too :O

I wasn't aware Jesus had this power. Also can you really feed 5000 people with this doll?


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Re: DELUXE MIRACLE JESUS ACTION FIGURE
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2008, 02:56:30 AM »
Well even if I could feed 5000 hungry children I wouldn't because it's staying in the box.
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Re: DELUXE MIRACLE JESUS ACTION FIGURE
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2008, 03:40:05 AM »
Well even if I could feed 5000 hungry children I wouldn't because it's staying in the box.

Greedy son of a...

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Re: DELUXE MIRACLE JESUS ACTION FIGURE
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2008, 03:53:36 PM »
I have a buddy christ figurine lol.

That one is pretty funny though haha
I wish that cake was a lie. :(

I guess he never figured out what Willis was saying :/

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Re: DELUXE MIRACLE JESUS ACTION FIGURE
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2008, 04:30:18 PM »
Where did you get that?

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Re: DELUXE MIRACLE JESUS ACTION FIGURE
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2008, 12:48:14 AM »
I got it at a pretty popular thrift store chain in my area called Goodwill. They get the best shit.
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Re: DELUXE MIRACLE JESUS ACTION FIGURE
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2008, 05:24:40 PM »
the salvation army in Aliquippa had a shaped shaving kit or whatever so that you could trim/shave your pubes into shapes. <_<

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Re: DELUXE MIRACLE JESUS ACTION FIGURE
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2008, 02:33:59 AM »
Hey, I think there's a Goodwill near my town.  My family (minus me) went to one on a highway near town while dealing with out-of-town banking, once.  We don't even have an Arc in town.  The closest thing I know of is this place called Ares, and they occasionally have some cool electronics shit.  I'm totally going to look for a Jesus next time I go in there.

the salvation army in Aliquippa had a shaped shaving kit or whatever so that you could trim/shave your pubes into shapes. <_<

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