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Re: Random story game thread.
« Reply #135 on: June 21, 2008, 04:12:59 PM »
Starting at Monkey Island, we ventured deep ♥ vagina cavern.  Pen marks were conceived underwater molesting lawyers. Until Flaffl B& his firstborn sister-in-law, demons, grandfathers, and batshit attorneys, which obviously can't eat.  So, Spectere masturbated apeshittedly into Kuroneko's sandwich.  Kuroneko said, "Thanks!" and fapped ferociously, burning his busta's tailhole into submission. "FINISH HIM!", exclaimed Zakamiro, as vladgd displayed his cock. "Eat my dick," stentorian dickgirls said, "NIGGA IMMA FINANCE YO' CROSS-DRESSIN' MAN-SLAVE!" Fucking lesbians shat on Kuroneko's Styrofoam jellybeans.  Jupiter aligned its thong abruptly without remorse, into Zakamiro's urethra. "Ouch," Zakamiro vociferated flamboyantly, grabbing saibbob's alcohol before vladgd ate him.  "Awww shit, busta! vladgd chomped on rio's buttcheeks, nigga!!" Suddenly, Arch0wl surprised the attorneys with a subpoena.  Despite Jack Thompson's anus, NewF erotically massaged his girlfriends spinal cord. Unfortunately, Bobbias exploded.

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Re: Random story game thread.
« Reply #136 on: June 21, 2008, 04:24:01 PM »
Starting at Monkey Island, we ventured deep ♥ vagina cavern.  Pen marks were conceived underwater molesting lawyers. Until Flaffl B& his firstborn sister-in-law, demons, grandfathers, and batshit attorneys, which obviously can't eat.  So, Spectere masturbated apeshittedly into Kuroneko's sandwich.  Kuroneko said, "Thanks!" and fapped ferociously, burning his busta's tailhole into submission. "FINISH HIM!", exclaimed Zakamiro, as vladgd displayed his cock. "Eat my dick," stentorian dickgirls said, "NIGGA IMMA FINANCE YO' CROSS-DRESSIN' MAN-SLAVE!" Fucking lesbians shat on Kuroneko's Styrofoam jellybeans.  Jupiter aligned its thong abruptly without remorse, into Zakamiro's urethra. "Ouch," Zakamiro vociferated flamboyantly, grabbing saibbob's alcohol before vladgd ate him.  "Awww shit, busta! vladgd chomped on rio's buttcheeks, nigga!!" Suddenly, Arch0wl surprised the attorneys with a subpoena.  Despite Jack Thompson's anus, NewF erotically massaged his girlfriends spinal cord. Unfortunately, Bobbias exploded.

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Re: Random story game thread.
« Reply #137 on: June 21, 2008, 07:35:27 PM »
Starting at Monkey Island, we ventured deep ♥ vagina cavern.  Pen marks were conceived underwater molesting lawyers. Until Flaffl B& his firstborn sister-in-law, demons, grandfathers, and batshit attorneys, which obviously can't eat.  So, Spectere masturbated apeshittedly into Kuroneko's sandwich.  Kuroneko said, "Thanks!" and fapped ferociously, burning his busta's tailhole into submission. "FINISH HIM!", exclaimed Zakamiro, as vladgd displayed his cock. "Eat my dick," stentorian dickgirls said, "NIGGA IMMA FINANCE YO' CROSS-DRESSIN' MAN-SLAVE!" Fucking lesbians shat on Kuroneko's Styrofoam jellybeans.  Jupiter aligned its thong abruptly without remorse, into Zakamiro's urethra. "Ouch," Zakamiro vociferated flamboyantly, grabbing saibbob's alcohol before vladgd ate him.  "Awww shit, busta! vladgd chomped on rio's buttcheeks, nigga!!" Suddenly, Arch0wl surprised the attorneys with a subpoena.  Despite Jack Thompson's anus, NewF erotically massaged his girlfriends spinal cord. Unfortunately, Bobbias exploded.

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Re: Random story game thread.
« Reply #138 on: June 21, 2008, 09:19:45 PM »
Starting at Monkey Island, we ventured deep ♥ vagina cavern.  Pen marks were conceived underwater molesting lawyers. Until Flaffl B& his firstborn sister-in-law, demons, grandfathers, and batshit attorneys, which obviously can't eat.  So, Spectere masturbated apeshittedly into Kuroneko's sandwich.  Kuroneko said, "Thanks!" and fapped ferociously, burning his busta's tailhole into submission. "FINISH HIM!", exclaimed Zakamiro, as vladgd displayed his cock. "Eat my dick," stentorian dickgirls said, "NIGGA IMMA FINANCE YO' CROSS-DRESSIN' MAN-SLAVE!" Fucking lesbians shat on Kuroneko's Styrofoam jellybeans.  Jupiter aligned its thong abruptly without remorse, into Zakamiro's urethra. "Ouch," Zakamiro vociferated flamboyantly, grabbing saibbob's alcohol before vladgd ate him.  "Awww shit, busta! vladgd chomped on rio's buttcheeks, nigga!!" Suddenly, Arch0wl surprised the attorneys with a subpoena.  Despite Jack Thompson's anus, NewF erotically massaged his girlfriends spinal cord. Unfortunately, Bobbias exploded.

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Re: Random story game thread.
« Reply #139 on: June 22, 2008, 01:46:10 AM »
Starting at Monkey Island, we ventured deep ♥ vagina cavern.  Pen marks were conceived underwater molesting lawyers. Until Flaffl B& his firstborn sister-in-law, demons, grandfathers, and batshit attorneys, which obviously can't eat.  So, Spectere masturbated apeshittedly into Kuroneko's sandwich.  Kuroneko said, "Thanks!" and fapped ferociously, burning his busta's tailhole into submission. "FINISH HIM!", exclaimed Zakamiro, as vladgd displayed his cock. "Eat my dick," stentorian dickgirls said, "NIGGA IMMA FINANCE YO' CROSS-DRESSIN' MAN-SLAVE!" Fucking lesbians shat on Kuroneko's Styrofoam jellybeans.  Jupiter aligned its thong abruptly without remorse, into Zakamiro's urethra. "Ouch," Zakamiro vociferated flamboyantly, grabbing saibbob's alcohol before vladgd ate him.  "Awww shit, busta! vladgd chomped on rio's buttcheeks, nigga!!" Suddenly, Arch0wl surprised the attorneys with a subpoena.  Despite Jack Thompson's anus, NewF erotically massaged his girlfriends spinal cord. Unfortunately, Bobbias exploded.

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Re: Random story game thread.
« Reply #140 on: June 22, 2008, 04:30:45 AM »
Starting at Monkey Island, we ventured deep ♥ vagina cavern.  Pen marks were conceived underwater molesting lawyers. Until Flaffl B& his firstborn sister-in-law, demons, grandfathers, and batshit attorneys, which obviously can't eat.  So, Spectere masturbated apeshittedly into Kuroneko's sandwich.  Kuroneko said, "Thanks!" and fapped ferociously, burning his busta's tailhole into submission. "FINISH HIM!", exclaimed Zakamiro, as vladgd displayed his cock. "Eat my dick," stentorian dickgirls said, "NIGGA IMMA FINANCE YO' CROSS-DRESSIN' MAN-SLAVE!" Fucking lesbians shat on Kuroneko's Styrofoam jellybeans.  Jupiter aligned its thong abruptly without remorse, into Zakamiro's urethra. "Ouch," Zakamiro vociferated flamboyantly, grabbing saibbob's alcohol before vladgd ate him.  "Awww shit, busta! vladgd chomped on rio's buttcheeks, nigga!!" Suddenly, Arch0wl surprised the attorneys with a subpoena.  Despite Jack Thompson's anus, NewF erotically massaged his girlfriends spinal cord. Unfortunately, Bobbias exploded.

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Re: Random story game thread.
« Reply #141 on: June 22, 2008, 10:28:36 AM »
Starting at Monkey Island, we ventured deep ♥ vagina cavern.  Pen marks were conceived underwater molesting lawyers. Until Flaffl B& his firstborn sister-in-law, demons, grandfathers, and batshit attorneys, which obviously can't eat.  So, Spectere masturbated apeshittedly into Kuroneko's sandwich.  Kuroneko said, "Thanks!" and fapped ferociously, burning his busta's tailhole into submission. "FINISH HIM!", exclaimed Zakamiro, as vladgd displayed his cock. "Eat my dick," stentorian dickgirls said, "NIGGA IMMA FINANCE YO' CROSS-DRESSIN' MAN-SLAVE!" Fucking lesbians shat on Kuroneko's Styrofoam jellybeans.  Jupiter aligned its thong abruptly without remorse, into Zakamiro's urethra. "Ouch," Zakamiro vociferated flamboyantly, grabbing saibbob's alcohol before vladgd ate him.  "Awww shit, busta! vladgd chomped on rio's buttcheeks, nigga!!" Suddenly, Arch0wl surprised the attorneys with a subpoena.  Despite Jack Thompson's anus, NewF erotically massaged his girlfriends spinal cord. Unfortunately, Bobbias exploded.

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Re: Random story game thread.
« Reply #142 on: June 22, 2008, 02:29:19 PM »
Starting at Monkey Island, we ventured deep ♥ vagina cavern.  Pen marks were conceived underwater molesting lawyers. Until Flaffl B& his firstborn sister-in-law, demons, grandfathers, and batshit attorneys, which obviously can't eat.  So, Spectere masturbated apeshittedly into Kuroneko's sandwich.  Kuroneko said, "Thanks!" and fapped ferociously, burning his busta's tailhole into submission. "FINISH HIM!", exclaimed Zakamiro, as vladgd displayed his cock. "Eat my dick," stentorian dickgirls said, "NIGGA IMMA FINANCE YO' CROSS-DRESSIN' MAN-SLAVE!" Fucking lesbians shat on Kuroneko's Styrofoam jellybeans.  Jupiter aligned its thong abruptly without remorse, into Zakamiro's urethra. "Ouch," Zakamiro vociferated flamboyantly, grabbing saibbob's alcohol before vladgd ate him.  "Awww shit, busta! vladgd chomped on rio's buttcheeks, nigga!!" Suddenly, Arch0wl surprised the attorneys with a subpoena.  Despite Jack Thompson's anus, NewF erotically massaged his girlfriends spinal cord. Unfortunately, Bobbias exploded.

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Re: Random story game thread.
« Reply #143 on: June 22, 2008, 02:49:02 PM »
Starting at Monkey Island, we ventured deep ♥ vagina cavern.  Pen marks were conceived underwater molesting lawyers. Until Flaffl B& his firstborn sister-in-law, demons, grandfathers, and batshit attorneys, which obviously can't eat.  So, Spectere masturbated apeshittedly into Kuroneko's sandwich.  Kuroneko said, "Thanks!" and fapped ferociously, burning his busta's tailhole into submission. "FINISH HIM!", exclaimed Zakamiro, as vladgd displayed his cock. "Eat my dick," stentorian dickgirls said, "NIGGA IMMA FINANCE YO' CROSS-DRESSIN' MAN-SLAVE!" Fucking lesbians shat on Kuroneko's Styrofoam jellybeans.  Jupiter aligned its thong abruptly without remorse, into Zakamiro's urethra. "Ouch," Zakamiro vociferated flamboyantly, grabbing saibbob's alcohol before vladgd ate him.  "Awww shit, busta! vladgd chomped on rio's buttcheeks, nigga!!" Suddenly, Arch0wl surprised the attorneys with a subpoena.  Despite Jack Thompson's anus, NewF erotically massaged his girlfriends spinal cord. Unfortunately, Bobbias exploded.

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Re: Random story game thread.
« Reply #144 on: June 22, 2008, 02:50:28 PM »
Starting at Monkey Island, we ventured deep ♥ vagina cavern.  Pen marks were conceived underwater molesting lawyers. Until Flaffl B& his firstborn sister-in-law, demons, grandfathers, and batshit attorneys, which obviously can't eat.  So, Spectere masturbated apeshittedly into Kuroneko's sandwich.  Kuroneko said, "Thanks!" and fapped ferociously, burning his busta's tailhole into submission. "FINISH HIM!", exclaimed Zakamiro, as vladgd displayed his cock. "Eat my dick," stentorian dickgirls said, "NIGGA IMMA FINANCE YO' CROSS-DRESSIN' MAN-SLAVE!" Fucking lesbians shat on Kuroneko's Styrofoam jellybeans.  Jupiter aligned its thong abruptly without remorse, into Zakamiro's urethra. "Ouch," Zakamiro vociferated flamboyantly, grabbing saibbob's alcohol before vladgd ate him.  "Awww shit, busta! vladgd chomped on rio's buttcheeks, nigga!!" Suddenly, Arch0wl surprised the attorneys with a subpoena.  Despite Jack Thompson's anus, NewF erotically massaged his girlfriends spinal cord. Unfortunately, Bobbias exploded.

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Re: Random story game thread.
« Reply #145 on: June 22, 2008, 03:09:48 PM »
Starting at Monkey Island, we ventured deep ♥ vagina cavern.  Pen marks were conceived underwater molesting lawyers. Until Flaffl B& his firstborn sister-in-law, demons, grandfathers, and batshit attorneys, which obviously can't eat.  So, Spectere masturbated apeshittedly into Kuroneko's sandwich.  Kuroneko said, "Thanks!" and fapped ferociously, burning his busta's tailhole into submission. "FINISH HIM!", exclaimed Zakamiro, as vladgd displayed his cock. "Eat my dick," stentorian dickgirls said, "NIGGA IMMA FINANCE YO' CROSS-DRESSIN' MAN-SLAVE!" Fucking lesbians shat on Kuroneko's Styrofoam jellybeans.  Jupiter aligned its thong abruptly without remorse, into Zakamiro's urethra. "Ouch," Zakamiro vociferated flamboyantly, grabbing saibbob's alcohol before vladgd ate him.  "Awww shit, busta! vladgd chomped on rio's buttcheeks, nigga!!" Suddenly, Arch0wl surprised the attorneys with a subpoena.  Despite Jack Thompson's anus, NewF erotically massaged his girlfriends spinal cord. Unfortunately, Bobbias exploded.

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Re: Random story game thread.
« Reply #146 on: June 22, 2008, 03:37:16 PM »
Starting at Monkey Island, we ventured deep ♥ vagina cavern.  Pen marks were conceived underwater molesting lawyers. Until Flaffl B& his firstborn sister-in-law, demons, grandfathers, and batshit attorneys, which obviously can't eat.  So, Spectere masturbated apeshittedly into Kuroneko's sandwich.  Kuroneko said, "Thanks!" and fapped ferociously, burning his busta's tailhole into submission. "FINISH HIM!", exclaimed Zakamiro, as vladgd displayed his cock. "Eat my dick," stentorian dickgirls said, "NIGGA IMMA FINANCE YO' CROSS-DRESSIN' MAN-SLAVE!" Fucking lesbians shat on Kuroneko's Styrofoam jellybeans.  Jupiter aligned its thong abruptly without remorse, into Zakamiro's urethra. "Ouch," Zakamiro vociferated flamboyantly, grabbing saibbob's alcohol before vladgd ate him.  "Awww shit, busta! vladgd chomped on rio's buttcheeks, nigga!!" Suddenly, Arch0wl surprised the attorneys with a subpoena.  Despite Jack Thompson's anus, NewF erotically massaged his girlfriends spinal cord. Unfortunately, Bobbias exploded.

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Re: Random story game thread.
« Reply #147 on: June 22, 2008, 04:40:40 PM »
Starting at Monkey Island, we ventured deep ♥ vagina cavern.  Pen marks were conceived underwater molesting lawyers. Until Flaffl B& his firstborn sister-in-law, demons, grandfathers, and batshit attorneys, which obviously can't eat.  So, Spectere masturbated apeshittedly into Kuroneko's sandwich.  Kuroneko said, "Thanks!" and fapped ferociously, burning his busta's tailhole into submission. "FINISH HIM!", exclaimed Zakamiro, as vladgd displayed his cock. "Eat my dick," stentorian dickgirls said, "NIGGA IMMA FINANCE YO' CROSS-DRESSIN' MAN-SLAVE!" Fucking lesbians shat on Kuroneko's Styrofoam jellybeans.  Jupiter aligned its thong abruptly without remorse, into Zakamiro's urethra. "Ouch," Zakamiro vociferated flamboyantly, grabbing saibbob's alcohol before vladgd ate him.  "Awww shit, busta! vladgd chomped on rio's buttcheeks, nigga!!" Suddenly, Arch0wl surprised the attorneys with a subpoena.  Despite Jack Thompson's anus, NewF erotically massaged his girlfriends spinal cord. Unfortunately, Bobbias exploded.

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Re: Random story game thread.
« Reply #148 on: June 22, 2008, 07:43:02 PM »
Starting at Monkey Island, we ventured deep ♥ vagina cavern.  Pen marks were conceived underwater molesting lawyers. Until Flaffl B& his firstborn sister-in-law, demons, grandfathers, and batshit attorneys, which obviously can't eat.  So, Spectere masturbated apeshittedly into Kuroneko's sandwich.  Kuroneko said, "Thanks!" and fapped ferociously, burning his busta's tailhole into submission. "FINISH HIM!", exclaimed Zakamiro, as vladgd displayed his cock. "Eat my dick," stentorian dickgirls said, "NIGGA IMMA FINANCE YO' CROSS-DRESSIN' MAN-SLAVE!" Fucking lesbians shat on Kuroneko's Styrofoam jellybeans.  Jupiter aligned its thong abruptly without remorse, into Zakamiro's urethra. "Ouch," Zakamiro vociferated flamboyantly, grabbing saibbob's alcohol before vladgd ate him.  "Awww shit, busta! vladgd chomped on rio's buttcheeks, nigga!!" Suddenly, Arch0wl surprised the attorneys with a subpoena.  Despite Jack Thompson's anus, NewF erotically massaged his girlfriends spinal cord. Unfortunately, Bobbias exploded.

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Re: Random story game thread.
« Reply #149 on: June 22, 2008, 10:04:28 PM »
Starting at Monkey Island, we ventured deep ♥ vagina cavern.  Pen marks were conceived underwater molesting lawyers. Until Flaffl B& his firstborn sister-in-law, demons, grandfathers, and batshit attorneys, which obviously can't eat.  So, Spectere masturbated apeshittedly into Kuroneko's sandwich.  Kuroneko said, "Thanks!" and fapped ferociously, burning his busta's tailhole into submission. "FINISH HIM!", exclaimed Zakamiro, as vladgd displayed his cock. "Eat my dick," stentorian dickgirls said, "NIGGA IMMA FINANCE YO' CROSS-DRESSIN' MAN-SLAVE!" Fucking lesbians shat on Kuroneko's Styrofoam jellybeans.  Jupiter aligned its thong abruptly without remorse, into Zakamiro's urethra. "Ouch," Zakamiro vociferated flamboyantly, grabbing saibbob's alcohol before vladgd ate him.  "Awww shit, busta! vladgd chomped on rio's buttcheeks, nigga!!" Suddenly, Arch0wl surprised the attorneys with a subpoena.  Despite Jack Thompson's anus, NewF erotically massaged his girlfriends spinal cord. Unfortunately, Bobbias exploded.

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