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Re: Random story game thread.
« Reply #165 on: July 03, 2008, 07:54:18 PM »
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After the Belgian Olympics, we sabotaged twenty of sq3r's hamster jetpacks indiscriminately, only (4*15)/2-15 minutes after flypie screamed, "SQUIDLYDOO!!" did the spaghetti bowls shit boogaloo. While the dancing Scandinavian octopus ink'd, pigeons did not bathe regularly. fLaffL failed
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Re: Random story game thread.
« Reply #166 on: July 03, 2008, 08:31:34 PM »
Starting at Monkey Island, we ventured deep ♥ vagina cavern.  Pen marks were conceived underwater molesting lawyers. Until Flaffl B& his firstborn sister-in-law, demons, grandfathers, and batshit attorneys, which obviously can't eat.  So, Spectere masturbated apeshittedly into Kuroneko's sandwich.  Kuroneko said, "Thanks!" and fapped ferociously, burning his busta's tailhole into submission. "FINISH HIM!", exclaimed Zakamiro, as vladgd displayed his cock. "Eat my dick," stentorian dickgirls said, "NIGGA IMMA FINANCE YO' CROSS-DRESSIN' MAN-SLAVE!" Fucking lesbians shat on Kuroneko's Styrofoam jellybeans.  Jupiter aligned its thong abruptly without remorse, into Zakamiro's urethra. "Ouch," Zakamiro vociferated flamboyantly, grabbing saibbob's alcohol before vladgd ate him.  "Awww shit, busta! vladgd chomped on rio's buttcheeks, nigga!!" Suddenly, Arch0wl surprised the attorneys with a subpoena.  Despite Jack Thompson's anus, NewF erotically massaged his girlfriends spinal cord. Unfortunately, Bobbias exploded.

After the Belgian Olympics, we sabotaged twenty of sq3r's hamster jetpacks indiscriminately, only (4*15)/2-15 minutes after flypie screamed, "SQUIDLYDOO!!" did the spaghetti bowls shit boogaloo. While the dancing Scandinavian octopus ink'd, pigeons did not bathe regularly. fLaffL failed to


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Re: Random story game thread.
« Reply #167 on: July 04, 2008, 11:46:41 AM »
Starting at Monkey Island, we ventured deep ♥ vagina cavern.  Pen marks were conceived underwater molesting lawyers. Until Flaffl B& his firstborn sister-in-law, demons, grandfathers, and batshit attorneys, which obviously can't eat.  So, Spectere masturbated apeshittedly into Kuroneko's sandwich.  Kuroneko said, "Thanks!" and fapped ferociously, burning his busta's tailhole into submission. "FINISH HIM!", exclaimed Zakamiro, as vladgd displayed his cock. "Eat my dick," stentorian dickgirls said, "NIGGA IMMA FINANCE YO' CROSS-DRESSIN' MAN-SLAVE!" Fucking lesbians shat on Kuroneko's Styrofoam jellybeans.  Jupiter aligned its thong abruptly without remorse, into Zakamiro's urethra. "Ouch," Zakamiro vociferated flamboyantly, grabbing saibbob's alcohol before vladgd ate him.  "Awww shit, busta! vladgd chomped on rio's buttcheeks, nigga!!" Suddenly, Arch0wl surprised the attorneys with a subpoena.  Despite Jack Thompson's anus, NewF erotically massaged his girlfriends spinal cord. Unfortunately, Bobbias exploded.

After the Belgian Olympics, we sabotaged twenty of sq3r's hamster jetpacks indiscriminately, only (4*15)/2-15 minutes after flypie screamed, "SQUIDLYDOO!!" did the spaghetti bowls shit boogaloo. While the dancing Scandinavian octopus ink'd, pigeons did not bathe regularly. fLaffL failed to bold
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Re: Random story game thread.
« Reply #168 on: July 07, 2008, 01:11:47 AM »
Starting at Monkey Island, we ventured deep ♥ vagina cavern.  Pen marks were conceived underwater molesting lawyers. Until Flaffl B& his firstborn sister-in-law, demons, grandfathers, and batshit attorneys, which obviously can't eat.  So, Spectere masturbated apeshittedly into Kuroneko's sandwich.  Kuroneko said, "Thanks!" and fapped ferociously, burning his busta's tailhole into submission. "FINISH HIM!", exclaimed Zakamiro, as vladgd displayed his cock. "Eat my dick," stentorian dickgirls said, "NIGGA IMMA FINANCE YO' CROSS-DRESSIN' MAN-SLAVE!" Fucking lesbians shat on Kuroneko's Styrofoam jellybeans.  Jupiter aligned its thong abruptly without remorse, into Zakamiro's urethra. "Ouch," Zakamiro vociferated flamboyantly, grabbing saibbob's alcohol before vladgd ate him.  "Awww shit, busta! vladgd chomped on rio's buttcheeks, nigga!!" Suddenly, Arch0wl surprised the attorneys with a subpoena.  Despite Jack Thompson's anus, NewF erotically massaged his girlfriends spinal cord. Unfortunately, Bobbias exploded.

After the Belgian Olympics, we sabotaged twenty of sq3r's hamster jetpacks indiscriminately, only (4*15)/2-15 minutes after flypie screamed, "SQUIDLYDOO!!" did the spaghetti bowls shit boogaloo. While the dancing Scandinavian octopus ink'd, pigeons did not bathe regularly. fLaffL failed to bold his


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Re: Random story game thread.
« Reply #169 on: July 07, 2008, 07:50:00 AM »
Starting at Monkey Island, we ventured deep ♥ vagina cavern.  Pen marks were conceived underwater molesting lawyers. Until Flaffl B& his firstborn sister-in-law, demons, grandfathers, and batshit attorneys, which obviously can't eat.  So, Spectere masturbated apeshittedly into Kuroneko's sandwich.  Kuroneko said, "Thanks!" and fapped ferociously, burning his busta's tailhole into submission. "FINISH HIM!", exclaimed Zakamiro, as vladgd displayed his cock. "Eat my dick," stentorian dickgirls said, "NIGGA IMMA FINANCE YO' CROSS-DRESSIN' MAN-SLAVE!" Fucking lesbians shat on Kuroneko's Styrofoam jellybeans.  Jupiter aligned its thong abruptly without remorse, into Zakamiro's urethra. "Ouch," Zakamiro vociferated flamboyantly, grabbing saibbob's alcohol before vladgd ate him.  "Awww shit, busta! vladgd chomped on rio's buttcheeks, nigga!!" Suddenly, Arch0wl surprised the attorneys with a subpoena.  Despite Jack Thompson's anus, NewF erotically massaged his girlfriends spinal cord. Unfortunately, Bobbias exploded.

After the Belgian Olympics, we sabotaged twenty of sq3r's hamster jetpacks indiscriminately, only (4*15)/2-15 minutes after flypie screamed, "SQUIDLYDOO!!" did the spaghetti bowls shit boogaloo. While the dancing Scandinavian octopus ink'd, pigeons did not bathe regularly. fLaffL failed to bold his w3rd
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Re: Random story game thread.
« Reply #170 on: July 16, 2008, 09:53:25 AM »
Starting at Monkey Island, we ventured deep ♥ vagina cavern.  Pen marks were conceived underwater molesting lawyers. Until Flaffl B& his firstborn sister-in-law, demons, grandfathers, and batshit attorneys, which obviously can't eat.  So, Spectere masturbated apeshittedly into Kuroneko's sandwich.  Kuroneko said, "Thanks!" and fapped ferociously, burning his busta's tailhole into submission. "FINISH HIM!", exclaimed Zakamiro, as vladgd displayed his cock. "Eat my dick," stentorian dickgirls said, "NIGGA IMMA FINANCE YO' CROSS-DRESSIN' MAN-SLAVE!" Fucking lesbians shat on Kuroneko's Styrofoam jellybeans.  Jupiter aligned its thong abruptly without remorse, into Zakamiro's urethra. "Ouch," Zakamiro vociferated flamboyantly, grabbing saibbob's alcohol before vladgd ate him.  "Awww shit, busta! vladgd chomped on rio's buttcheeks, nigga!!" Suddenly, Arch0wl surprised the attorneys with a subpoena.  Despite Jack Thompson's anus, NewF erotically massaged his girlfriends spinal cord. Unfortunately, Bobbias exploded.

After the Belgian Olympics, we sabotaged twenty of sq3r's hamster jetpacks indiscriminately, only (4*15)/2-15 minutes after flypie screamed, "SQUIDLYDOO!!" did the spaghetti bowls shit boogaloo. While the dancing Scandinavian octopus ink'd, pigeons did not bathe regularly. fLaffL failed to bold his w3rd so

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Re: Random story game thread.
« Reply #171 on: July 16, 2008, 10:12:56 AM »
Starting at Monkey Island, we ventured deep ♥ vagina cavern.  Pen marks were conceived underwater molesting lawyers. Until Flaffl B& his firstborn sister-in-law, demons, grandfathers, and batshit attorneys, which obviously can't eat.  So, Spectere masturbated apeshittedly into Kuroneko's sandwich.  Kuroneko said, "Thanks!" and fapped ferociously, burning his busta's tailhole into submission. "FINISH HIM!", exclaimed Zakamiro, as vladgd displayed his cock. "Eat my dick," stentorian dickgirls said, "NIGGA IMMA FINANCE YO' CROSS-DRESSIN' MAN-SLAVE!" Fucking lesbians shat on Kuroneko's Styrofoam jellybeans.  Jupiter aligned its thong abruptly without remorse, into Zakamiro's urethra. "Ouch," Zakamiro vociferated flamboyantly, grabbing saibbob's alcohol before vladgd ate him.  "Awww shit, busta! vladgd chomped on rio's buttcheeks, nigga!!" Suddenly, Arch0wl surprised the attorneys with a subpoena.  Despite Jack Thompson's anus, NewF erotically massaged his girlfriends spinal cord. Unfortunately, Bobbias exploded.

After the Belgian Olympics, we sabotaged twenty of sq3r's hamster jetpacks indiscriminately, only (4*15)/2-15 minutes after flypie screamed, "SQUIDLYDOO!!" did the spaghetti bowls shit boogaloo. While the dancing Scandinavian octopus ink'd, pigeons did not bathe regularly. fLaffL failed to bold his w3rd so spectere
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Re: Random story game thread.
« Reply #172 on: July 16, 2008, 10:28:44 AM »
Starting at Monkey Island, we ventured deep ♥ vagina cavern.  Pen marks were conceived underwater molesting lawyers. Until Flaffl B& his firstborn sister-in-law, demons, grandfathers, and batshit attorneys, which obviously can't eat.  So, Spectere masturbated apeshittedly into Kuroneko's sandwich.  Kuroneko said, "Thanks!" and fapped ferociously, burning his busta's tailhole into submission. "FINISH HIM!", exclaimed Zakamiro, as vladgd displayed his cock. "Eat my dick," stentorian dickgirls said, "NIGGA IMMA FINANCE YO' CROSS-DRESSIN' MAN-SLAVE!" Fucking lesbians shat on Kuroneko's Styrofoam jellybeans.  Jupiter aligned its thong abruptly without remorse, into Zakamiro's urethra. "Ouch," Zakamiro vociferated flamboyantly, grabbing saibbob's alcohol before vladgd ate him.  "Awww shit, busta! vladgd chomped on rio's buttcheeks, nigga!!" Suddenly, Arch0wl surprised the attorneys with a subpoena.  Despite Jack Thompson's anus, NewF erotically massaged his girlfriends spinal cord. Unfortunately, Bobbias exploded.

After the Belgian Olympics, we sabotaged twenty of sq3r's hamster jetpacks indiscriminately, only (4*15)/2-15 minutes after flypie screamed, "SQUIDLYDOO!!" did the spaghetti bowls shit boogaloo. While the dancing Scandinavian octopus ink'd, pigeons did not bathe regularly. fLaffL failed to bold his w3rd so spectere boasted