is NewF still hardcore? I remember the threads NewF posted on a0 and whenever Newfoundland comes up in conversation I think of him, haha.
Haha, thats awesome. Speaking of which, I had myself another experience with a stupid drunk retard last night.
I was talking with a friend of mine from work while I was helping my friend out at the store (His parents own a corner store in the heart of downtown) and I saw this fool stumbling along, coming up behind the girl I was talking to. So I slightly moved her to the right to move her out of the way of him, just outta respect so he wouldn't have to ask her to move. And for some reason when I did that, he stopped and started staring me down. So for then I just ignored it and continued on with the conversation as if the fool wasn't there. After like 10 seconds she started getting really nervous and said she was going to head home. Thats when I got kinda annoyed that this idiot interrupted my conversation and the girl left because of him. When I walked up to go back in the store, He was still staring me down, and I was like "The fuck is your problem man, stop staring at me fool"
Then he started jabbering on about some retarded shit that I couldn't understand cause he was drunk. So I just ignored him and went back in the store.
About 4 minutes later I see him standing outside the store door, staring me down still...So I look and start laughing (I just found it funny to see some drunk guy standing about 6 foot 4 250 pounds+ staring at me through a door pointing his finger at me)
So he decides to come inside and sais "Someone told me I had to come back here to say hi...I had a feeling I had to come back."
I was like "Alright, so what can I help you with?"
Then he extends his hand out to shake my hand...So I shook his hand, and he tried to to the "I'm a tough guy" approach and tried to squeeze my hand thinking it'd hurt me. So I just very easily pulled my hand away and laughed at him saying "Bud...Trust me...You're not tough, so drop the act"
Then he decides to buy cigarettes, using debit...And of course, hes too wasted to even understand how to work the fucking machine...So he sais, nevermind, he dosen't need them. (I knew right there he just came back to try and start something)
So he left, then not even a minute later, I see him outside the door pointing his finger at me AGAIN! At this point i'm laughing my ass off at him, he sees it, gets mad, and starts smacking the glass (door), so I get up, open the door, and told him to stop hitting the door. Then he starts yabbering on about how hes going to "beat me up" and what not, so I just stand there, hes looking like a fool, then he pushes over a mailbox! Now i'm starting to get pretty annoyed by what hes doing and told him hes gotta get the fuck outta here, and go home while he still has the legs to carry him. Then he sits on the mailbox and starts yelling for someone to call the cops lol.
..............So I go back inside cause there were customers....I serve them, and they go to leave....And the guy is outside the door...Holding it shut with his foot. Now I got mad, and tried to push the door open, but of course, because a man that size, even smaller, can easily hold a door shut from anyone by putting their foot on it the proper way. So I waited a while, Customers stuck inside waiting to get out...And I see him move his foot away, but he put it back right away.
So I waited, and he moved his foot again.....Hahaha....I slammed the door open, grabbed him by the scuff of his collar (had to reach up pretty high lol) and pulled him down to eye level with me, and said "You'd best get the FUCK out of the way before I fucking lay you out right here"
I pushed him back and let the customers out of the store, and thats when he grabbed me back. And I lost it. I cracked him once in the face and that was basically it lol. He went to the ground, I grabbed his hand (He was on his back) Twisted his arm/wrist around, and rolled him over on his stomach and held him there. And perfect timing too cause an ambulance came to a stop light, saw it, and they called the cops for me. In about 2 minutes, cops came, I explained everything to them, and they hauled him away to jail for public drunkeness or whatever lol.
And thats my story! Weeee!
I love it when idiots make fools of themselves. And also, a lesson for some...When you see someone, never worry about the size of them, because size dosen't matter with shit like that. This guy was like 3 times the size of me, regardless if he was drunk or not, I still got him down.....I might of had more trouble if he was sober, but still, lol.
