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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #105 on: November 14, 2008, 09:16:37 PM »
1) never had a girlfriend
2) never been on a date
3) never kissed a girl
4) have a ton of girl friends but no girlfriends
5) total virgin at age 18
6) always wind up with girl friends

^this

except replace 18 with 16

I dunno if it's because I'm doing something wrong, or they're just not interested, but whatever:

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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #106 on: November 15, 2008, 12:50:14 AM »
I never had many girlfriends. My current girlfriend is more or less my third girlfriend, and we've been going out for over 4 years now.

I lucked out. A lot.

And I'm still a virgin, despite the fact that she is now on birth control (though that may not be that long).
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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #107 on: November 15, 2008, 10:45:52 AM »
A friend that I play TFC with that lives over seas I am starting to feel attracted to her.

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« Reply #108 on: November 16, 2008, 01:17:47 PM »
I dated my last girlfriend for a month. Long story short, I liked her, but she broke up with me because of "family stress". She still wants to talk and mess around, but I just ignore her IMs asking for phone secks. Right now, there's another girl who I'd like to date. She got her nosejob a day before me. (x I don't know if she likes me back or not, because I'm terrible at reading signs...oh well.

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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #109 on: December 09, 2008, 01:15:16 AM »
what is it about fucking that makes you crave sheetz afterward?

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« Reply #110 on: December 09, 2008, 01:31:23 AM »
what is it about fucking that makes you crave sheetz afterward?

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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #111 on: December 09, 2008, 01:52:56 AM »
My friend's ex-girlfriend has started texting me. A lot. And it's always the same thing:
"Hey whats up?"
"Nothing/Not much"
"Thats cool lol"

Sometimes it goes on for a few more texts, but I have yet to have a real conversation with her.

He told me that's her method of flirting and that I should just ignore them, so I did. I don't like this girl, and she's always weirded me out. She seemed like she'd be pretty clingy when I first met her, but it also bothered me that she never really had anything to say and didn't seem too smart. She was especially clingy towards me, but she ended up dating my friend after he asked her out (most likely because me and this friend have very similar interests and personalities, but he's never so sure of his first impressions). After a few months of dating, she dumped him. Around this time she started texting me, but it was only once or twice every 2 weeks. It got progressively more frequently until it happened twice in the same day, at this point I decided to stop responding. I haven't gotten any messages from her in the past 2 days, and it feels pretty relieving.

Since going to college, I haven't really felt attracted to anyone for some reason. I thought it was because the girls around here suck, but when I went home and hung out with one girl who I liked for pretty much my entire senior year and had felt at least some mild attraction for since we'd met, I felt nothing towards her either. I have no idea what's up, but it definitely feels better not liking anyone than being on the wrong side of a one-way crush.

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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #112 on: December 09, 2008, 06:17:06 PM »
Going back out with the lady, officially, although absolutely zero has changed between us. Relationships are so weird.

Although I might venture things are better now than ever before :o

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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #113 on: December 09, 2008, 09:24:44 PM »
Going back out with the lady, officially, although absolutely zero has changed between us. Relationships are so weird.

Although I might venture things are better now than ever before :o

Gratz, I'm beginning to really hate having my girlfriend living further away. Thank god she's coming back for the winter break.
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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #114 on: December 10, 2008, 10:33:57 AM »
I never had many girlfriends. My current girlfriend is more or less my third girlfriend, and we've been going out for over 4 years now.

I lucked out. A lot.

And I'm still a virgin, despite the fact that she is now on birth control (though that may not be that long).

Why is she on birth control if you guys aren't having sex?
.....Not going to point fingers or anything and I could be wrong, but I smell something fishy going on....
Oh and if you do ask her why shes on it, don't listen to the excuse "it regulates me" cause that'd be any girls excuse. Just a heads up.

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« Reply #115 on: December 10, 2008, 05:06:02 PM »
don't listen to the excuse "it regulates me" cause that'd be any girls excuse. Just a heads up.

...Except it's true in a number of cases?
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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #116 on: December 10, 2008, 05:53:13 PM »
That IS a valid reason...But in most cases, thats the excuse they come up with, because thats what any other girl would say. I've seen it done before. Girls going on the pill, because they know they're having sex/cheating on their boyfriends, and they use that excuse as a cover up. Like I said, i'm not pointing fingers, but it *might* be something you wanna check out, just in-case. Don't put much effort into it, but you never know.

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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #117 on: December 11, 2008, 01:21:29 PM »
Why is she on birth control if you guys aren't having sex?
.....Not going to point fingers or anything and I could be wrong, but I smell something fishy going on....
Oh and if you do ask her why shes on it, don't listen to the excuse "it regulates me" cause that'd be any girls excuse. Just a heads up.

She's on birth control because we decided it would be a good idea, we don't exactly plan on being aren't virgins much longer any more.
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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #118 on: December 12, 2008, 01:50:21 AM »
Congrats! How was it, lol  :P

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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #119 on: December 12, 2008, 02:13:13 AM »
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