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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #135 on: February 10, 2009, 09:52:29 PM »
Well, I'm living proof that it IS possible to find someone who you can have a long relationship with (We've been going out for 5 years), but I know someone online who is also living proof that even after 8 years things can go south. Relationships are like Russian Roulette, only the gun has an unknown number of chambers. Your bound to find a winner (or nearly bound anyway :/) but god knows how many failure you'll have to endure before you do.
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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #136 on: February 10, 2009, 10:08:47 PM »
Relationships are a waste of time

that is all

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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #137 on: February 11, 2009, 12:19:01 AM »
Relationships are a waste of time

that is all

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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #138 on: February 11, 2009, 01:48:15 AM »
10 GOTO 10

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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #139 on: February 11, 2009, 08:41:58 AM »
10 GOTO 10

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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #140 on: February 14, 2009, 03:17:43 PM »
goddamn man, do you always have a gf or something

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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #141 on: February 16, 2009, 03:29:35 PM »
so I got together with a friend of a friend of mine at a Denny's for valentine's day (only place that was available that evening), though we've been going out for a week beforehand, yet this was the first time seeing her in person.  So far after meeting her she's fuckin perfect.

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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #142 on: February 24, 2009, 01:09:01 AM »

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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #143 on: February 27, 2009, 02:18:50 AM »
so i guess we mutually broke it off today

where have i heard that before  ::)

we're gonna have sex for the first time next week. we already decided that.

... BUT WE JUST BROKE UP.

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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #144 on: February 27, 2009, 08:44:14 PM »
we're gonna have sex for the first time next week. we already decided that.

... BUT WE JUST BROKE UP.

The hell? lol.
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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #145 on: February 27, 2009, 11:35:39 PM »
The hell? lol.

yeah i know hahaha

it's soooo messed up

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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #146 on: February 28, 2009, 07:32:48 AM »
dude, don't use any type of birth control

that way she'll always "remember" you

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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #147 on: February 28, 2009, 11:08:00 AM »
Nooooooo, don't do that, then you got a kid to deal with. Best way to do it, is just unload all over her face hair, up her nose, everywhere you possibly can, then don't bother to help her clean it up, lol.

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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #148 on: February 28, 2009, 11:09:26 AM »
Or you could just fuck her brains out in such a way that she begs you to go back to her.

In which case you slap her across the face and go "HO!  I gots other bitches to go deal with now!  Now go get me a sammich!"
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Re: Girlfriends/Boyfriends/Relationships
« Reply #149 on: February 28, 2009, 05:46:50 PM »
Nooooooo, don't do that, then you got a kid to deal with.

lol that was the point/joke