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The Dark Knight
« on: July 26, 2008, 05:51:15 PM »
You know it's that time.

I found it a good movie, except for:


SPOILERS


1) brucie went to hong kong, in the name of Gotham. Kwhat.
2) batman's voice in comparison to brucie's. (you can do it, brucie! [and holy shit, he at the whole chocolate cake, even with cookie's sweat and blood])
3) the change of the origin of two face (gasoline, not acid bath)
4) how gasoline/oil managed to do that much damage to his face. (gasoline evaporates quickly, could have been smothered out) Really, if your face has gasoline on it and catches fire, I highly doubt you'll be losing your cheek.
5) The cell phone sonar thing. I really don't think my phone's firmware can be easily hacked to allow for sonar, let alone create an entire 3D live map of gotham.
6) the lack of clarity given when the joker had switched the locations of rachel and harvey he told batman. They had gone to pick up rachel, but instead found harvey. Part of joker's scheming, etc.


Heath ledger's acting was in-fucking-credible though. yeaaaaaaaaaaa boiiiiiiiiii
« Last Edit: July 26, 2008, 05:53:43 PM by Zakamiro »


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Re: The Dark Knight
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2008, 12:22:56 AM »
I didn't have much of a problem with those spoiled bits.

And yes, Heath Ledger's acting was unbelievable.
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Re: The Dark Knight
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2008, 12:43:56 PM »
Heath Ledger kicked total ass.  Didn't have much of a problem with 1-4, 5 seemed a bit fishy but wasn't too bad, and I had a bit of trouble understanding what was going on with 6, because some faggot was fucking around with candy wrappers while the Joker was talking.  Stupid fucking camrip.  I'm going to go see it for real some time, so I can actually focus on the movey.

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Re: The Dark Knight
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2008, 12:46:17 PM »
Ugh, I could never watch a camrip. Telecine copies aren't so bad though.
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Re: The Dark Knight
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2008, 01:07:37 PM »
i have to tell you guys something

WATCH IT IN THE THEATERS!!!!!

the movie is more enjoyable with the fucking awesome sound effects

the acting was incredible, except for Maggie Gyllenhaal, she sucked imo
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Re: The Dark Knight
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2008, 01:18:14 PM »
pretty much beats the scientologist bitch in batman begins, though

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Re: The Dark Knight
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2008, 01:38:21 PM »
pretty much beats the scientologist bitch in batman begins, though

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oh god dont make me go on about how fucking of a terrible actor she is god damn
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Re: The Dark Knight
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2008, 02:33:55 PM »

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Re: The Dark Knight
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2008, 08:06:35 PM »
oops i got spiderman and batman confused  :-[
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Re: The Dark Knight
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2008, 10:12:57 PM »
oops i got spiderman and batman confused  :-[

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Re: The Dark Knight
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2008, 02:45:04 AM »
The Batmobile in the movie actually exists...it is not a prop of just something that exists for  movie purposes.

Heath Ledger=fucking awesome Joker!

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Re: The Dark Knight
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2008, 03:00:49 AM »
Wicked, that thing is totally badass. Way more badass than the oldschool one.

And yes, Heath Ledger does make an absolutely amazing Joker.
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Re: The Dark Knight
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2008, 05:05:46 AM »
Wicked, that thing is totally badass. Way more badass than the oldschool one.

if youre talking about the old batmobile in relation to the new one, fuck you.

The old one was WAAAAY cooler. Then again, the newer one is STILL pretty freaking awesome.


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Re: The Dark Knight
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2008, 07:54:30 AM »
The old one was just like "look at me, I'm aerodynamic, and have a rocket on the back", the new one is like "I'm a fucking tank with a rocket on the back. I bust through walls, and fucking run you over."
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Re: The Dark Knight
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2008, 07:30:44 PM »
if youre talking about the old batmobile in relation to the new one, fuck you.

The old one was WAAAAY cooler. Then again, the newer one is STILL pretty freaking awesome.

Oh yeah, well the "older" one is 100000x cooler