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« Reply #1170 on: May 25, 2009, 11:50:41 AM »
Holy shit, what kind of horrible mutating super-virus do I have?

Ok, e-doctors, let's see if you can solve this one. I went to bed Sunday night, feeling incredibly crappy. I had an extreme headache, to the point I could hardly see straight, and my whole body ached. I had the chills so bad that even in summer-esque weather I went to sleep wearing a shirt, a sweater, long pants, and socks. I attributed it to the alcohol and lack of sleep Saturday night catching up with me. The next day I woke up and felt just as bad; the headache had the edge taken off of it at least, but if I walked too quickly or did anything even remotely strenuous then it came back. Additionally, my throat started to get a little sore. It continued Wednesday, though less so, and by Thursday I was finally free of aches and soreness. However, my throat continued to get increasingly worse; by Thursday is wasn't just painful to swallow, it was just actively hurting, and was visibly swollen. Friday stayed about the same, as did Saturday. My eye started to bother me like it had something in it, so I rubbed it a bit to try to get it out, then flushed it with water. When I woke up Sunday morning, my eye had crusted over and I couldn't open it without rubbing the stuff off of it. Today I had the same issue, with both eyes. They don't hurt, but they're extremely red and bloodshot. I also seem to be producing snot at like twice the normal rate I should.

tl;dr, went from headache/body aches/chills to super-sore throat to wtf eyes.

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« Reply #1171 on: May 25, 2009, 01:03:50 PM »
Maybe you somehow managed to catch more than one thing, and they're taking turns?

Either way, that sounds absolutely terrible. Hope you get better soon, man.
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« Reply #1172 on: May 25, 2009, 02:17:30 PM »
Jesus christ man, go drink a gallon of Nyquil or something. That sound horrific, sorry about your whole condition.


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« Reply #1173 on: May 25, 2009, 05:57:44 PM »
you should like get your hair done, followed by a manicure and whatever fashion terms there are out there.

or like go to a real doctor.

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« Reply #1174 on: May 25, 2009, 06:27:36 PM »
you should like get your hair done, followed by a manicure and whatever fashion terms there are out there.

or like go to a real doctor.

Other than treating the symptoms, unless he has somehow come down with some really evil virus or something, there's not likely anything a real doctor can do. Mind you, even just treating the symptoms is better than doing nothing.
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« Reply #1175 on: May 25, 2009, 07:25:33 PM »
Other than treating the symptoms, unless he has somehow come down with some really evil virus or something, there's not likely anything a real doctor can do. Mind you, even just treating the symptoms is better than doing nothing.

or he can see a midland quack, I mean doctor

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« Reply #1176 on: May 25, 2009, 07:34:08 PM »
or he can see a midland quack, I mean doctor

And they would just treat the symptoms... Or, try to anyway...

Yeah, midland doctors are fucking useless, for the most part. There's only 1 or 2 of them that are any good :/
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« Reply #1177 on: May 25, 2009, 09:39:50 PM »
And they would just treat the symptoms... Or, try to anyway...

Yeah, midland doctors are fucking useless, for the most part. There's only 1 or 2 of them that are any good :/

and the 1 or 2 that are any good dont look like they'd be any good

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« Reply #1178 on: May 26, 2009, 09:24:56 PM »
look beewbies

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« Reply #1179 on: May 27, 2009, 03:19:30 AM »
i lanned diablo 2 with a few friends today.  was wearing shorts and dat under armour, and one of my friends commented i looked like micky mouse, found that kind of funny.

but uhh yeah, hauling my coolermaster HAF case....not fun not fun not fun.  to play d2 with some bros, totally fucking worth it.

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« Reply #1180 on: May 27, 2009, 03:40:13 AM »
look beewbies

(.)(.)

wut

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« Reply #1181 on: May 27, 2009, 04:53:14 AM »
holy gay

I turned 17 earlier this month

and uh

taking my GED, SAT, and my road test on the same week :| (June 1, 6, and 4th, respectively)

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« Reply #1182 on: May 27, 2009, 11:43:52 AM »
Brutal. Also, where the hell have you been?
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« Reply #1183 on: May 27, 2009, 11:50:24 AM »
GED is laughably easy. If you aren't completely retarded you'll ace it. I had to help my dad study for it like 7 years ago, as sad as that is, and going off of what was on the practice exam (which is the same as the regular, 'cept for the numbers) I could've passed my GED in 6th grade.

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« Reply #1184 on: May 27, 2009, 12:23:22 PM »
haha, i never asked my brother how his was, but he recently took his GED too.
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