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Stand-up Comedy
« on: October 02, 2008, 02:03:43 AM »
You know what this thread is goign to be about.

Demetri Martin and Dave Chapelle.

And anybody that does voiceovers.

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Re: Stand-up Comedy
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2008, 03:32:15 AM »
I must say, I do like Gabriel Iglesias. I also just found out he was on All That...


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Re: Stand-up Comedy
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2008, 12:49:40 PM »
George Carlin...he's dead but still funny as hell.

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Re: Stand-up Comedy
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2008, 06:32:15 PM »
George Carlin

So glad someone said him...also:

Not Dane Cook
Chris Rock
Not Dane Cook
Jerry Seinfeld
Not Dane Cook
Jerry Dee
Not Dane Cook
John Vogt
NOT DANE COOK

If you haven't caught on I don't like Dane Cook...why you may ask, well I'll tell you...I've talked to him after one of his shows (that was pretty much impossible to do), and he was an asshole, plain and simple...like the movies but I hate him.
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Re: Stand-up Comedy
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2008, 06:38:13 PM »
Brad Garret is another good one.

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Re: Stand-up Comedy
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2008, 07:39:48 PM »
Just because someone's an asshole doesn't mean you need to hate them.

Maybe he was having a bad day, or maybe he's tired of seeing people after shows.

Remember, being a comedian means that your day job consists of getting in front of people and talking, and having to deal with obsessed fans after every show. I'm pretty sure I'd be an asshole after shows sometimes too, if I were a comedian.

He happens to be one of my favourites. Chris Rock is too. Seinfeld is awesome as well. I have to admit that the show Seinfeld is pure genius.
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Re: Stand-up Comedy
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2008, 08:30:18 PM »
like the movies

you are a dumbass

Dane Cook and EVERYTHING he says, says things about, or even believes in is fucking retarded. I FUCKING HATE. DANE. COOK.

Being a struggling commedian myself, no one pisses me off more than him. Ask Jim Gaffigan on his viewpoints toward Dane Cook. Wanna know what he says?

"That guys' just retarded. Plain and simple dude. He's like, worse than my family members combined."

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Re: Stand-up Comedy
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2008, 08:33:20 PM »
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Re: Stand-up Comedy
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2008, 09:10:55 PM »
Dane Cook was pretty good in Mr. Brooks. Plus, you got to see him get his throat cut with a shovel and bleed to death.

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Re: Stand-up Comedy
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2008, 11:45:06 PM »
Just because someone's an asshole doesn't mean you need to hate them.

Maybe he was having a bad day, or maybe he's tired of seeing people after shows.

He pretty much has a reputation of being a jerk to his fans, actually.
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Re: Stand-up Comedy
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2008, 03:07:16 AM »
Dane Cook was pretty good in Mr. Brooks. Plus, you got to see him get his throat cut with a shovel and bleed to death.

He did do some good acting in that. Also Dance Cook years ago wasn't bad, in fact I liked him. Then his comedy just went to shit. He pretty much keeps himself afloat with the annoying way he pronounces things and laughs.

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Re: Stand-up Comedy
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2008, 07:27:27 AM »
He pretty much has a reputation of being a jerk to his fans, actually.

Some people just are. John Schaffer of Iced Earth has a reputation for being a pompous fool when it comes to interviews, but I still have to say that he's easily one of my favourite musicians of all time.
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Re: Stand-up Comedy
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2008, 12:11:36 AM »
AND HE STILL ISN'T AS BAD AS MENCIA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.


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Re: Stand-up Comedy
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2008, 12:46:17 PM »
Jeff Dunham

win.

Also I have seen Jim Gaffigan live. Fucking hilarious man.
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Re: Stand-up Comedy
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2008, 01:09:12 PM »
Jeff Dunham!  I freakin' love him!  <3

I so wanted to go see him when he was here a few weeks ago, but it sold out like whoaaaa.
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