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Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« on: August 29, 2007, 12:35:00 AM »
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07/8/28-9:18p47 -BoTbOt- Re: In west philadelphia born and raised. - http://www.spectere.net/smf/index.php?topic=46.msg925#msg925
07/8/28-9:18p56 <Zakamiro> what the hell
07/8/28-9:19p23 <Zakamiro> who da fuk r u?
07/8/28-9:19p23 <noel23> elow?
07/8/28-9:19p32 <noel23> awsss
07/8/28-9:19p37 <Zakamiro> elbo, nigger!
07/8/28-9:19p45 <Zakamiro> show me that fucking elbow sex
07/8/28-9:19p53 <noel23> zak, can i ask u something?
07/8/28-9:19p56 <Zakamiro> go for it
07/8/28-9:20p10 <noel23> do u play playstation in your PC?
07/8/28-9:20p20 <Zakamiro> yeah, but it's a tight fit
07/8/28-9:20p25 <Zakamiro> not much room inside the case
07/8/28-9:20p44 <noel23> u use ePSxe emulator?
07/8/28-9:20p45 <Zakamiro> the cd-rom drive jabs into my back
07/8/28-9:21p01 <Zakamiro> no, bleem
07/8/28-9:21p13 <noel23> ah.. ok
07/8/28-9:21p36 <noel23> i got a hard time searching for sony bios in the internet
07/8/28-9:21p58 <noel23> the file could scph7502.bin
07/8/28-9:22p03 <Zakamiro> yeah
07/8/28-9:22p12 <Zakamiro> who is your motherboard maker?
07/8/28-9:22p24 <noel23> asus, mainly?
07/8/28-9:22p30 <noel23> yeah asus
07/8/28-9:22p39 <Zakamiro> do you know how to reflash a bios?
07/8/28-9:22p58 <noel23> no idea bout that
07/8/28-9:23p23 <Zakamiro> ah
07/8/28-9:23p34 <noel23> do u have the file scph7502.bin?
07/8/28-9:23p53 <Zakamiro> no
07/8/28-9:24p13 <noel23> so, can u xplain how u play Ps on PC?
07/8/28-9:25p19 <Zakamiro> yeah
07/8/28-9:25p25 <Zakamiro> you need an iso of the disc
07/8/28-9:27p27 <noel23> yah, anyway tnx alot zak.. i owe u for this..such a great man
07/8/28-9:27p43 <Zakamiro> look on emuparadise.org
07/8/28-9:27p50 <Zakamiro> they have psx roms
07/8/28-9:27p55 <Zakamiro> the .iso files you need
07/8/28-9:29p26 <noel23> thx a lot man
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Oh well, I was too nice to get him to reflash his BIOS. =\


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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2007, 02:04:41 AM »
Honestly, if someone asked about that, I'd just spam google.com. It's not worth it to even bother trying to fuck with those people.
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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2007, 02:20:46 AM »
Haha, I was that and was like "what on earth are you talking about..."

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2007, 09:10:26 AM »
I was at my house with Tyler and Chad, and Tyler was describing a weird dream he had.

Tyler: "It was weird. I mean, all of my friends were there, so you were there, and you..."
Me: "Was there a scarecrow, a tin man, and a lion, too?"
Tyler: "...I hate you."

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2007, 11:01:06 AM »
classic. smart thinking


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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2007, 11:12:27 PM »
Me: So my Fedora 7 torrent finished downloading this morning.
Omar: Ahh, nothing like pirating music via bittorrent.

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2007, 11:22:22 PM »
For my Law course, my group had to debate music piracy and whatnot in front of the class. Me and my friend were stuck on the side defending the anti-piracy laws, so after a while I realized our side had no good points so I just sort of blurted something out.

Eric (guy on other side): Music should be available to everyone, at anytime.
Me: You know what? If you support making music available to everyone, then you're against the music industry. That means you hate capitalism, and if you hate capitalism, that makes you a Communist. And Communism is anti-Canadian. Is that what you are Eric, an industry-hating anti-Canadian Commie?

I wasn't being serious, and luckily most of the class picked up on that (except for this one Russian girl who really thought I was insulting her).

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2007, 11:58:04 PM »
Wow, lmao. Nice. And lulz @ the russian chick.

I'm still amazed at how they deny that piracy helps the industry. There have been a number of studies showing various aspects of how piracy can actually help CD sales. Oh, and when the record companies say that CD sales are down, and chalk it up to piracy being high, here's something to think about: Piracy is not the only cause (or anywhere near a large contributer) to the decline in CD sales... I'm too tired to go into a larger rant now.
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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2007, 03:57:38 AM »
I showed Omar a MBTI test.

[2:56:35 AM] slfkjdsfs says: damnit, so many of these questions are so damn vague
[2:56:37 AM] slfkjdsfs says: too many exceptions
[2:56:49 AM] slfkjdsfs says: they need a 'maybe'/'n/a'
[2:56:50 AM] slfkjdsfs says: answer
[2:57:17 AM] Kevin says: or maybe you're too indecisive
[2:57:21 AM] Kevin says: lulz
[2:57:25 AM] slfkjdsfs says: i've been listening to Semi-charmed life by Third eye blind for almost two hours straight now
[2:57:31 AM] slfkjdsfs says: i am not indecisive,
[2:57:32 AM] slfkjdsfs says: er, wait
[2:57:35 AM] slfkjdsfs says: oh, lol
[2:57:40 AM] Kevin says: hahaha
[2:57:41 AM] slfkjdsfs says: damnit
[2:57:59 AM] slfkjdsfs says: in the middle of typing that first sentence, i actually thought 'or am i?'

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2008, 10:56:51 PM »
Me and Omar were having a mock conversation.
Omar: You're gay.
Me: No you're gay.
Omar: A gay man says "what".
Me: ...
Omar: What does he say, Ke- aw god damn it.

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2008, 12:32:30 AM »
*faggot kicking the back of my chair in some pattern*
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« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2008, 02:19:03 AM »
oh man if only i could post recorded convos from call of duty 4 on xbox live.

Our funniest moments consist of my friends and i engaging in racial disputes with very very black people that end up with a nonsensical amalgamation of us mocking them by shouting "you don't know me!" and "nigga please!" and them calling us honkeys and rednecks.

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« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2008, 11:17:26 PM »
One of my friends during band was talking to me after the guy who was giving a presentation on the UNR band asked if there was any questions and said "there's no such thing as a stupid question"...

Friend: Yes there is, I should just ask something really stupid like "WHAT ARE BUTTERFLIES MADE OUT OF?? ARE BUTTERFLIES MADE OUT OF BUTTA!?"
Me: *laughing*
Me: Or you should just be like "Is it true that if you don't 'use it' you 'lose it'?", then he'll ask if that's a serious question, and you just say "No. No it wasn't".

...

Also, uneventful convo clips with vlad:

[02:38] vladgd: for the most part, when i hear milkchan i think "o2jam"
[02:40] Oblivion: except i dont play o2jam anymore
[02:40] Oblivion: yall jus jealous dat i pwn at it
[02:41] vladgd: using thumb on spacebar = gay
[02:41] Oblivion: thats why everyone seems to hate it
[02:41] Oblivion: it's just a learning curve thing
[02:41] Oblivion: i sucked with space when i started
[02:41] Oblivion: but then i grew a dick
[02:41] Oblivion: and was like
[02:41] Oblivion: hey this is neat
[02:42] vladgd: my dick was too busy being fapped too
[02:42] vladgd: on tha interwebz
[02:42] vladgd: must be why
...
[03:03] vladgd: when i get job, i can get a place with a friend of mine and we can get kickass internets and stuff
[03:04] Oblivion: KICKASS INTERNETS
[03:04] Oblivion: sounds like
[03:04] Oblivion: a motivational poster
...
[03:21] vladgd: amusment parks in general, aint my cup o tea
[03:21] Oblivion: BLASPHEMY
[03:21] vladgd: much like a lot of things
[03:21] vladgd: im quite boring tbh
[03:23] vladgd: /bawww
[03:25] Oblivion: STOP BEIN BORING /advic
[03:33] vladgd: not much of a rollercoaster person
[03:33] vladgd: water parks aren't bad though
[03:34] Oblivion: theyre always cool
[03:34] Oblivion: but they get old fast
[03:34] vladgd: well
[03:34] vladgd: if you want excitement
[03:34] vladgd: get a gun
[03:34] vladgd: rob a bank
[03:35] Oblivion: sounds like a plan
[03:35] vladgd: or fuck a mongoose
[03:36] vladgd: god damn
[03:36] vladgd: ok
[03:36] vladgd: like
[03:36] vladgd: have sex with some girl while mowing the lawn AT THE SAME TIME
[03:36] vladgd: shittttttt
[03:36] vladgd: talk about multitasking
[03:38] Oblivion: i get it
[03:38] Oblivion: like lawn wake
[03:38] Oblivion: idk what wake has to do with it
[03:38] Oblivion: but it has lawn in it
[03:39] Oblivion: well...
[03:40] Oblivion: I GUESS if it's Lawn Wake LXIX
« Last Edit: January 20, 2008, 11:28:54 PM by Milk Chan »

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2008, 01:09:48 AM »
I was playing GH3 a few weeks ago, and I said "Mhm, thats how we did things in 'Nam." in a stereotypical Midwestern accent. About 20 seconds later, I fail the song, and my brother goes, "Yeah that's right, you lost."

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« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2008, 05:58:04 PM »
I was playing GH3 a few weeks ago, and I said "Mhm, thats how we did things in 'Nam." in a stereotypical Midwestern accent. About 20 seconds later, I fail the song, and my brother goes, "Yeah that's right, you lost."

rofl.

Also, my friend Rachel, who's really racist and bigoted and stuff (but in a funny way) remarked that she liked the washer/dryer unit she fictionally bought in our project for English today "because it was white", in front of the class. The people that know that's she's racist started bursting out laughing, myself included. She didn't even mean it that way, but oh man, was it funny. The teacher picked on her a little after that, asking if her microwave and stove were white too, haha. It was great.

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