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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2008, 03:43:12 PM »
Lol.
This is going in my sig. :)

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2008, 03:59:09 PM »
Yes, it gets lodged in your lungs.

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2008, 09:19:42 AM »
Teacher: "...So, Othello is referred to in the play as the 'black Moor'."
Random jock: "Is that where we get s'mores from?"
Teacher: "No! You don't eat black people!"

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2008, 12:09:15 PM »
Haha, oh wow.
This is going in my sig. :)

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2008, 10:53:08 PM »
this gave me a good laugh

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also, starwars ep 3 sucks
Oblivion says:
yeah
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because they cant pass 12s in IIDX
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like seriously
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my life perspective is changed forever
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i was at wal mart and im like
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im the only one here that can pass 12s in IIDX
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its like losing virginity


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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2008, 12:17:12 AM »
That is awesome.
This is going in my sig. :)

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2008, 02:19:12 PM »
Me: I just saw Iron maiden last week, it was awesome.
Fucking cute girl: Oh the movie?

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also, bump
I wish that cake was a lie. :(

I guess he never figured out what Willis was saying :/

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #22 on: June 17, 2008, 11:06:32 PM »
After we got back from the trip, me and 3 of the guys who went, all brothers, went to Macaroni Grill with my mom, their dad, and their little sister. I don't remember what me and her were initially not-so-seriously arguing about, but it ended like this:

Her: Look, this is your opinion (low hand) and this is my opinion (high hand).
Me: Well, this is your height (low hand) and this is my height (high hand).
Her: Hey, I can pass as a first-year med school student.
Me: I'm 18.
Her: Well, I'm 12 and... uh...
Me: And I can pee standing up.

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2008, 03:08:55 AM »
Courtesy of #boxorroxors:

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<Hellacious> all this world max nightmare shit is ridiculous
<@infamouspat> if you know where to look, out in the mountains of zaire, there's a hippo that gives a shit

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #24 on: July 01, 2008, 02:48:55 PM »
<@lancer-snark> type "/names" to see a list of my problems

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #25 on: July 10, 2008, 04:48:55 PM »
Shouting conversation between two rooms:

Jupi: "Get out of the kitchen, you stupid Jew!"
Evan: "I'm not a Jew!"
Jupi: "Then why are you in the oven?"

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2008, 05:52:28 PM »
*gasp*

That...wasn't me!  *shifty eyes*
actually fuck you guys just kidding keep my quote in your sigs

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #27 on: July 11, 2008, 03:35:49 AM »
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA"
"it's not the birthday, it's independence day"

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #28 on: August 09, 2008, 05:59:33 AM »
bump for this

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<Rika> What about the other 28%?
<@|Ridge|> they're lesbians
<Rika> oh, okay. That makes perfect sense
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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2008, 06:18:59 AM »
I accidentally said Greaseland instead of Greenland

I even like to dream when asleep, and to try and recall my dreams: it assures me that I haven't wasted seven or eight hours just lying there.
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