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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #45 on: October 10, 2008, 12:23:51 AM »
Haha, normally I don't find those types of things all that funny, but that was awesome.
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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #46 on: March 01, 2009, 01:22:54 AM »
Bump for #shakesoda:

<Midiman> UPLOAD THAT
<Midiman> IT DONT EXIST
<shakesoda> uh ok
<shakesoda> it'll be in your private/ in a few minutes
<Midiman> shouldnt you take me out to dinner first

<K__> .8ball my dick is huge?
<And360> Reply hazy, try again.
* K__ takes off pants
<K__> .8ball my dick is huge?
<And360> Ask again later.
<K__> Goddamn you are a frigid bitch.
<Midiman> it's not in the mood
<Midiman> .8ball is my dick huge?
<And360> Signs point to yes.
<K__> lol
<Midiman> .8ball is my dick 12 inches
<vyhd> .8ball is midiman black?
<And360> Outlook good.
<Midiman> :)
<Midiman> .8ball is my dick 12 inches
<vyhd> .8ball is shakesoda black?
<K__> .8ball am I white?
<And360> Outlook not so good.
<And360> Most likely.
<K__> You need a ?
<K__> .8ball am I white?
<K__> .8ball am I white
<K__> Or not.
<vyhd> I lol'd
<vyhd> "midiman?" "outlook good." "shakesoda?" "outlook not so good."
<K__> .8ball am I white?
<And360> You may rely on it.
<Midiman> .8ball is my dick 12 inches?
<And360> Reply hazy, try again.
<vyhd> .8ball does midiman suffer from penis envy?
<And360> Without a doubt.
<vyhd> :3
<Midiman> .8ball is my dick 12 inches?
<And360> Don't count on it.
<Midiman> .8ball is my dick 12 inches?
<Midiman> oh well I got the answer I needed
<vyhd> hardcore cockblocked
<KitaKhyber> .8ball is my music good?
<K__> .8ball am I white?
<And360> Better not tell you now.
<And360> Don't count on it.
<K__> .8ball is my dick huge?
<And360> It is certain.
<K__> ...hahah what
<KitaKhyber> .8ball what abut me?
<And360> Yes.
<Midiman> I got burned pretty bad
<KitaKhyber> :D
<vyhd> .8ball TEAM DRAGONFORCE?
<And360> Yes.
<K__> .8ball is my dick longer than a foot?
<And360> Without a doubt.
<K__> ...
<K__> rofl what
<Azure> ...
<Azure> .8ball OFF
<And360> OFF: 8ball is off.
« Last Edit: March 01, 2009, 01:35:09 AM by Vyhd »

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #47 on: March 01, 2009, 04:23:54 AM »
Quote
<vyhd> .8ball TEAM DRAGONFORCE?
<And360> Yes.

Win.

lol, that was pretty awesome.
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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #48 on: March 02, 2009, 04:14:40 AM »
[02:07] Aldrasio: wow, QC has some awesome lines
[02:08] Aldrasio: "He's not going to faint or anything, is he?" "I'll be fine." "Good. Last kid who fainted in here woke up missing a kydney, and my Mustang got its engine rebuilt."
[02:09] asdfwat: what
[02:09] Aldrasio: read that a few times
[02:09] asdfwat: that doesn't even
[02:09] Aldrasio: you'll get it
[02:09] asdfwat: i can't
[02:09] asdfwat: what
[02:09] asdfwat: it doesn't
[02:09] Aldrasio: how do you not get it?
[02:10] asdfwat: kidney ----> mustang engine rebuilt
[02:10] asdfwat: wat
[02:11] Aldrasio: what can everyone do with a kidney, other than use it for themselves
[02:11] Aldrasio: SELL
[02:11] asdfwat: oh
[02:11] asdfwat: oh
[02:11] asdfwat: OH
[02:11] Aldrasio: wow, you suck
[02:11] asdfwat: yeah, i'm starting to agree with you
[02:11] asdfwat: ha,
[02:11] asdfwat: i was thinking bio-engineered hybrids
[02:11] asdfwat: man
[02:11] asdfwat: just
[02:11] asdfwat: wow
[02:12] asdfwat: fuck everything

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #49 on: March 02, 2009, 10:20:15 PM »
Haha, what.

Also this happened in real life, so I'll try and set it up as best as I can. My friends and I were playing Call of Duty W@W, the Zombie mini game and the right before the game starts it says "Nazi Zombies" on the screen. My friends girlfriend looks at this and pronounces it like "naa zee" and then says they misspelled it and that it needs a T. We all look at her and say "...no" and she replies "yes it does, it just says Naa zee like (someone who has a last name JUST like that, don't ask me to spell it)". We all say no again and she continues to disagree, she is seriously the most stubborn person alive.


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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #50 on: March 03, 2009, 03:18:11 AM »
Did you actually say that in german, the Z is always pronounced as tz? You could of course go on to wikipedia or somewhere and show them a table showing the german pronunciation of things (I have actually looked things up right in front of people a number of times. It's nice when you can disprove them with a reliable source.)
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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #51 on: March 06, 2009, 08:41:03 PM »
so a buddy of mine was throwing candy at this chick

"ow that's my butt"
and then i had to hit it


"well that's what she said."

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #52 on: April 04, 2009, 04:04:21 AM »
Off of Omegle.com

I really hope that this wasn't an actual kid...

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hiii
Stranger: how are u?
You: Fine and good
You: May I ask your age, sex, and location?
Stranger: 16, f and brazilian
Stranger: and u?
You: 13, male, the greatest country in the world, America
Stranger: hmm
You: You know, if you do me a little favor I can have you in this country legally
Stranger: what favor?
You: I've noticed you had a little itch in the back of your throat, and I think I have just the thing to scratch it
You: You there?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: ...
You: I'm saying I want to walk up to you and whop bop a do whop a whop bop bam all over your chin
You: If you pardon my use of slang
You: You don't need to rush to a conclusion, just think about it
You: how is it in your home county?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #53 on: April 04, 2009, 01:34:33 PM »
I had to try that omegle.com, and heres what I got, lol.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: STOP STEALING MY FRENCH FRIES!
Stranger: Um..... What is your problem!
You: Thief!!! I'm calling the cops!
Stranger: What
Stranger: dude or girl stop
You: THEY'RE MINE!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #54 on: April 07, 2009, 10:22:12 PM »
Some of my friends in a chat room. I'm not actually in this quote.

[20:23] ordimius: i think im gonna make it the pic of me standing next to the texas tech seal
[20:23] ordimius: its huge
[20:24] kags15: that's what she said
[20:24] kags15: she couldn't ignore my girth
[20:24] asdfwat: i made that blue spinny thing in photoshop from scratch
[20:24] asdfwat: you are so goddamn gay woman
[20:24] kags15: I know
[20:24] kags15: I AM HAPPY :d
[20:24] kags15: oh god I fail
[20:24] kags15: brb suicide
« Last Edit: April 08, 2009, 01:27:38 AM by annon »

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #55 on: April 10, 2009, 06:29:03 PM »
alot of shit
see I knew you idling #animefest would result in some fun shit.

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #56 on: April 14, 2009, 12:06:52 PM »
So my friends and I are walking to downtown Pittsburgh, and we're making our way across a bridge.  Since the bridge was right next to the baseball field, and there was a game that day, all non foot-traffic was blocked.

Thus, my friend Dan decides to be a doof and walk on the side of the bridge.   Not the one right over the water, but the one where you'd just fall into the road or back onto the sidewalk.  If you fell.  Whatev.  No doom involved.

So he's walking, walkin', making a spectacle of himself when up ahead, we see another guy standing in his path about fifty feet ahead.  Playing an alto sax.  lulz.

The sax player sees him prancing/stumbling around, stops playing and watches him for a few seconds and then just shouts "LADIES AND GENTLEMAN...IF YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY TALENT, PLEASE...GET THE HELL OFF OF MY BRIDGE-THINGY."

He actually said "bridge-thingy" which was what was really weird.  haha
actually fuck you guys just kidding keep my quote in your sigs

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #57 on: April 21, 2009, 12:40:41 AM »
[22:36] Aldrasio: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/annonymous/gm_finaldestination0001.jpg
[22:36] Aldrasio: no items
[22:36] Aldrasio: no gravity
[22:36] Aldrasio: final destination
[22:37] asdfwat: god
[22:37] asdfwat: damnit
[22:37] asdfwat: you froze my firefox again
[22:37] asdfwat: haet u
[22:38] asdfwat: so much
[22:38] Aldrasio: lol
[22:38] Aldrasio: no firefox

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #58 on: May 14, 2009, 12:42:46 AM »
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: what's shakin?
You: Could you do me a small favor?
Stranger: go on
You: I cant connect to the google servers, could you google image search boku no pico?
You: My friend told me to look it up
Stranger: what's your isp?
Stranger: I've had similar problems
You: My isp? Bellsouth
Stranger: what I did was just went to wikipedia.org/wiki/google and clicked on the link to google and it worked
Stranger: yeah comcast gave me similar problem, just try that
Stranger: but I'll still look up the pict
You: alright.
Stranger: you sick fuck
Stranger: shota
You: Is it moe?
Stranger: what?
You: Do you like da shota?
Stranger: no
Stranger: your friend is a perv
You: Why not?
You: I mean, you've never thought about it?
Stranger: ...
Stranger: are you a pedo?
You: Animated little boys grabbin' each others dicks like it's a peice of candy don;t make me no fag
Stranger: I asked if you were a pedo
Stranger: fag != pedo
You: In America they are both immoral
Stranger: you still haven't answered my question
Stranger: lgbt is not immoral but sick fucks that look at shota are immoral
You: Is dis the FBI?
Stranger: no it's not
Stranger: lol, I like the message omegle sends you if you type fbi
You: Don't lie to me, you goverment paid goon, STOP TRYING TO REPRESS MY NATURAL URGES
Stranger: don't let your natural urges see the outside of your house
Stranger: I hope you aren't deluded enough to think that you can have a healthy sexual relationship with a child
You: MY NATRUAL URGES ARE ABOUT TO SEE THE INSIDE OF YOUR ANUS FAGGOT
Stranger: I'm not a child
You: Well now I'm flaccid
Stranger: get off the shota
Stranger: srsly
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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #59 on: May 14, 2009, 02:54:16 AM »
Haha, that was awesome. It's kinda amusing that they knew the term shota, lol. Of all the many people that would frequent that site, you actually got someone that knew what shota was.
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