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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #60 on: May 20, 2009, 01:27:00 AM »
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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #61 on: June 11, 2009, 12:36:34 PM »
"But daddy, I don't wanna play the horsey game!"
Nice to see another memorable name though.

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #62 on: August 20, 2009, 11:33:27 PM »
Talking about my roommate not knowing very good English:

[21:25] Aldrasio: it'd be easier if I knew any mandarin
[21:25] asdfwat: lol, you DO wanna get with the chi-knees
[21:25] asdfwat: *chai-knees
[21:26] Aldrasio: just saying, it's easier if both parties barely know the other's language
[21:26] Aldrasio: than if only one does
[21:26] asdfwat: speak japanese to him and piss him off
[21:26] Aldrasio: or spanish
[21:26] Aldrasio: I've communicated fairly well with people who barely spoke english
[21:26] Aldrasio: but spoke spanish
[21:27] asdfwat: EL BURRITO DEL FUEGO EN MUERTO PICANTE DEL MUY PUQUITO EN HUEVOS RANCHEROS!
[21:27] Aldrasio: the burrito of the hot in dead hot of the very not a word in ranch eggs
[21:27] Aldrasio: what

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #63 on: September 02, 2009, 09:03:17 AM »
Myself and some of my friends were just attempting to help diagnose a fellow lounger's computer issues.

Me:  "What OS are you running?"
Kid: "Dell!"
Everyone else in the room: "..."
actually fuck you guys just kidding keep my quote in your sigs

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #64 on: September 21, 2009, 02:27:32 AM »
I had a family dinner tonight, and my Grandma was talking about how she fell in her kitchen after her operation. My grandpa replied "I thought you were doing a trick, like standing on your head or something" and I laughed so damn hard.

I suppose his set up was better, but you get the point.


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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #65 on: September 28, 2009, 10:25:53 PM »
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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #66 on: October 14, 2009, 12:05:23 PM »
Night time, outside gameworks in the parking lot, standing with my date by her car.

Another group of 3 or 4 people walk by, get in their car a few spaces down, pull away, and some chick yells "FUCK EACH OTHER ALREADY"

har de har
I wish that cake was a lie. :(

I guess he never figured out what Willis was saying :/

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #67 on: October 14, 2009, 03:02:04 PM »
lol, nice. Yeah, people do that occasionally around here too.

But I haven't heard one that was genuinely funny for some time.
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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #68 on: November 08, 2009, 10:00:31 PM »
At work we have a white board on the front end that shows the cashier of the week I was on the register that the whiteboard is in front of.  The cashier of the week is named Kayla. This is what the customer asked to me:

Customer: "So you're the cashier of the week?"
Me: *Gives customer the "Are you really a fucking idiot?" stare*....*Politely responds* No, I am not.

My name is on my damn apron...wth he couldn't take a moment to look at the name on my apron...what a dumb fuck.

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL) happy 30k!
« Reply #69 on: November 18, 2009, 09:43:22 AM »
Said/heard amongst my friends in the student lounge on Monday:


Girl:  "So yeah, my mom's going to be in the hospital for a while."
Guy 1:  "Aw, that sucks.  Is she sick, or did she get hurt?"
Girl:  "Yeah, she's sick."
Guy 2:  "What does she have?"
Guy 1:  "Well, we know ONE thing for certain!  It's not Lupus!"
*few people that heard laugh a bit*
Girl:  "Actually...It is Lupus."
Room:  "..."


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Same room, different people:

I forget the beginning of the conversation, but it wound up going this way...

Guy:  "Hey!  I'm 1/3 black!"
Girl:  "Then the other 2/3 of you should be pretty fucking offended by now, don't you think?"
actually fuck you guys just kidding keep my quote in your sigs

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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #70 on: August 31, 2010, 11:51:56 PM »
"Step of boy, I'm a bad as fuck dungeon crawler."


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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #71 on: February 03, 2011, 06:33:51 PM »
update, but largley because I've never reeally agreed with a quote more.

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5:18 PM - KblT.: and that video games are targeted to lowest possible denominator that also happens to be the largest


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Re: Funny Quotes (online and IRL)
« Reply #72 on: March 07, 2011, 06:16:35 PM »
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6:07 PM - Shaddox: The only reason people watch interracial porn is the same reason people watch bestiality