Author Topic: Cleverbot  (Read 3399 times)


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« on: November 24, 2008, 09:38:45 PM »
Ok, this is definitely worth me thread stealing from MGD.

Here is a full conversation I've had with it.  After a little bit...and I mean a really little bit I just started typing in movie/song/game lines that I could remember at the time...oh, and I ended with the greatest of all sayings.  Props to anyone who can guess all of the games/movies/songs the random things are from, and exactly where, what, who and why they said it.

User: Good evening!

Cleverbot: Good evening, then!

User: Do you like to play video games?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Have you ever played Sonic the Hedgehog?

Cleverbot: Yes. But I have to go now.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I have to go to the next class.

User: What is your next class?

Cleverbot: Pc.

User: What is Pc.?

Cleverbot: No, I don't like my name.

User: The Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak. Thank you for helping us help you out, when the testing is over you will be missed.

Cleverbot: You must be male, you hear what you want to hear.

User: I got, close to sin's toxin.

Cleverbot: No.. I want to send a political statement to the entire world that muppets are not puppets!

User: Yo, what up fool, it's Barret, I aaammm the man! I just found the biggest damn oil field you ever did see.

Cleverbot: The wizard of oz?

User: The Mishima's are invincible.

Cleverbot: The black knight is invincible. Does that mean you are the black knight?

User:  Ciela, you are the spirit of courage.

Cleverbot:  Not really? A wellspring is similar to a beginning. Rather like a wellhead. What goes through your mind as I am the wellspring of wisdom lucifer?

User:  I'm impressed you've made it this far, but now you must face my dragons!

Cleverbot:  I won't, my Master.

User:  Into the Inferno is the greatest simfile and song ever created.

After that the Cleverbot just didn't answer...and I gave it half an hour to answer it too!!!!
So if you have funny conversations with this moronic bot then why not post it here.
New updates for the pack Calamitous Strike posted here in my sig...also no PM's about BG's/BN's yet...I still need art for my songs.

Update: 9/28/08--Added expert difficulties for some songs and a hard difficulty
           9/30/08--Changed reasoning for song pack and added a few songs to Not Started
           10/5/08--Finished AA and have keyboard steps in the second parentheses
           10/14/08--Finished Do It Like We Do and working on a few new ones


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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2008, 11:42:56 PM »
User: Do you like porn?

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Yes, a lot.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: BDSM.

Cleverbot: I am bad.

User: Are you now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you needa spanking?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay, well what do you like then?

Cleverbot: Smart people.

User: Would you consider me smart?

Cleverbot: My best friend.

User: I'm your best friend?

Cleverbot: No Mackenzie is.

User: So you hate me then?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: But you evidently don't love me enough to make sweet love with me.

Cleverbot: Indeed I do.

User: I want you inside of me.

Cleverbot: You want my what inside of you?

User: Your first.

Cleverbot: I don't have source code. I'm a human.

User: I meant to say your fist.

Cleverbot: No, I don't have a good Bush.

User: It's alright, I can accept you for who you are.

Cleverbot: Do you think John Lennon helped people?

User: Fucking shit, maybe, he did fly a chopper in the war didn't he?

Cleverbot: So I see.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: I named it brandon did you name yours?

User: Did I give birth?

Cleverbot: Nop.

He just went off topic. WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME.