This is going in my sig.
God people are idiots. Some little fuck tonight at the bar, decides hes gonna start going off on his girlfriend and hitting her and shit. I saw it, ran outside, grabbed the fuck by the back of his head, and slammed his face into the ground. He tried resisting but I just started grinding his face into the cement. When he stopped, I picked him up and flung him across the parking lot. Hes SO LUCKY I was fucking working man or I would have beat his fucking face in. I can't stand people like that, think they're tough cause they can hit girls n' shit. He wasn't long backing off when I got a hold of him though. AGH I HATE THAT WE CANT PUMMEL PEOPLE DOWN WHEN WE'RE WORKING. IT FUCKING SUCKS.AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
actually fuck you guys just kidding keep my quote in your sigs
fun fact: I'm that dude NewF beat up