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Re: THE MOST LAMEST THREAD OF 2010
« Reply #195 on: April 10, 2010, 09:24:25 AM »
I don't even think this has much to do qith sexuality, really. It's more about the fact that his friend, who is easily influenced at this point, is being influenced into doing shit that he probably shouldn't right now.

I mean women (or men, actually) can't influence me into doing stupid shit because we're fucking

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Re: THE MOST LAMEST THREAD OF 2010
« Reply #196 on: April 10, 2010, 12:31:02 PM »
Lol, well that just means your not whipped. Neither am I for that matter. (mind you, my girlfriend and I have been together for over 6 years now)
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Re: THE MOST LAMEST THREAD OF 2010
« Reply #197 on: April 10, 2010, 02:40:35 PM »
Wait, what is the ~ operator there?

Bitwise NOT operator. It works because of 2's complement. NOT 3 = -4, -(-4) = 4. I haven't tried it on anything other than int variables because I'm pretty sure it wouldn't work.
« Last Edit: April 10, 2010, 02:58:36 PM by annon »

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f(u,c,k,_,y,e,a,h)
{return u*u*u*u-u*u*u*_+u*u*y-u*e+a?k?f(u+1,c,k-1,_,y,e,a,h):0:putchar(u-c+h)==f(u+1,u,k-1,_,y,e,a,h);}
main(){return f(0,0,34,84,2423,26628,72864,98)<putchar(32)>f(0,0,40,125,5809,118995,906750,96)==~putchar(10);}

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Re: THE MOST LAMEST THREAD OF 2010
« Reply #198 on: April 10, 2010, 03:26:23 PM »
Ahh, it's been a long time since I needed to use bitwise operators, lol.

Thanks to my college classes I always think of not being a overscore/bar...

I see what you mean about the 2s compliment, lol. That's kinda an amusing way of doing things.
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Re: THE MOST LAMEST THREAD OF 2010
« Reply #199 on: April 10, 2010, 03:36:17 PM »
I mean women (or men, actually) can't influence me into doing stupid shit because we're fucking

It all depends on who you are. I actually had a chick say that she would let me fondle her if I shaved my hair off (back when I had long as FUCK hair). I declined and then cut my hair really short about 2 or so months later. Bitches and whores man.



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Re: THE MOST LAMEST THREAD OF 2010
« Reply #200 on: April 10, 2010, 07:18:37 PM »
Ahh, it's been a long time since I needed to use bitwise operators, lol.

Yeah, I just found out that C has bitwise AND, OR, XOR, and NOT operators (&, |, ^, and ~), so I've been messing around with them.

Code: [Select]
f(u,c,k,_,y,e,a,h)
{return u*u*u*u-u*u*u*_+u*u*y-u*e+a?k?f(u+1,c,k-1,_,y,e,a,h):0:putchar(u-c+h)==f(u+1,u,k-1,_,y,e,a,h);}
main(){return f(0,0,34,84,2423,26628,72864,98)<putchar(32)>f(0,0,40,125,5809,118995,906750,96)==~putchar(10);}

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Re: THE MOST LAMEST THREAD OF 2010
« Reply #201 on: April 10, 2010, 09:38:27 PM »
It all depends on who you are. I actually had a chick say that she would let me fondle her if I shaved my hair off (back when I had long as FUCK hair). I declined and then cut my hair really short about 2 or so months later. Bitches and whores man.



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I like my long hair...I would only cut it if work told me so.

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« Reply #202 on: April 11, 2010, 12:31:41 AM »
lol, how different is that. In both conditions, your getting paid to cut your hair. One, you get paid directly in physical contact, in to other, you get paid in money.

All things considered, most of the time my GF asks me to do something that I'd only do if I'm whipped, i stare at her with a face that looks something like "are you fucking serious?"
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« Reply #203 on: April 11, 2010, 12:56:50 AM »
lol, how different is that. In both conditions, your getting paid to cut your hair. One, you get paid directly in physical contact, in to other, you get paid in money.

All things considered, most of the time my GF asks me to do something that I'd only do if I'm whipped, i stare at her with a face that looks something like "are you fucking serious?"

Well considering I had my hair short until I was out of high school I like it better long.  Considering when I go to the bar I get carded every time because I look like I am 17 years old and then they see my age and the barkeep is like "No fucking way."

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« Reply #204 on: April 11, 2010, 01:12:57 AM »
lol, well, my girlfriend doesn't get into bars in our hometown, thanks to a bunch of them not accepting out photo health cards as "valid government issues photo ID" which they are. The law states that they aren't allowed to specifically ask for that as ID, but if presented, there is now law forbidding them explicitly from accepting.

And I've got some friends who happen to be twins. Only one of them has ID. Some places won't let the other in because he doesn't have ID, even though his brother, who shares the exact same DNA has ID....

How old are you anyway?
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Re: THE MOST LAMEST THREAD OF 2010
« Reply #205 on: April 11, 2010, 09:22:00 AM »
How old are you anyway?

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he appears to be 23 years old

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« Reply #206 on: April 11, 2010, 10:13:49 AM »
*clicks on username link*

he appears to be very old

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Re: THE MOST LAMEST THREAD OF 2010
« Reply #207 on: April 11, 2010, 11:29:19 AM »
Yes I am

I read this in Gary Coleman's voice from Avenue Q and it was wonderful.

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Re: THE MOST LAMEST THREAD OF 2010
« Reply #208 on: April 11, 2010, 02:44:48 PM »
Postan from work. I'm so fucking hungry, and the girl that was supposed to come in at 2 so I could have a break never got called. Fuuuuuck.

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Re: THE MOST LAMEST THREAD OF 2010
« Reply #209 on: April 11, 2010, 10:10:59 PM »
Postan from work. I'm so fucking hungry, and the girl that was supposed to come in at 2 so I could have a break never got called. Fuuuuuck.

That's the fucking worst. My friends would do that to me when I worked at this restaurant. Basically they'd go on brake together and I'd never get anyone to cover me.