Niiiiccce. Cool name, too. Also that was your seven-hundred and seventy-seventh post :O
I was playing around with a cool new knife I got today and accidentally dropped it on the cord of my keyboard. The cord had a minor laceration but was deep enough to affect the central nervous system. I sent the keyboard to the ER for immediate surgery, and within a short time, it came out of the anesthesia feeling much better. Little perioperative testing was needed, and after minimal rehabilitation, the keyboard is working at full potential.