this post is like if bobbias had a clone, and merged with him, making SUPERBOBBIAS, and therefore this is a huge tldr. basically rage, and venting, and editing. so if you are bored, feel free to read, but its nothing at all important, feel free to skip.
i have 6 energy tanks, made it to mother brains room...the place is really annoying, by that, i mean probably the most annoying thing to do in any videogame ever, i die at mother brain
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30 health, 6 empty energy tanks, half of my missiles
im not beating metroid, ill play an easy game, like super c
i mean it would be one thing if i could load up my password and try it again, but no, its not like that. i start out with 30 out of 600 health, and most of my missiles gone due to the clusterfuck of what the last gauntlet is. so what am i supposed to do, farm metroids for an hour trying to get max health, then trying again, only to die, and farm metroids for another hour for another attempt? the fuck.
next time i attempt this game, its on an actual nes, so i can actually farm max health and ammo, and be at tourain, then do the 2player thing to get my code with my current health and ammo, so i can legitly beat this game.
and i mean it wouldn't be so bad if the last part was just hard, but fun hard. no, its HEY IM GOING TO BE SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO ANNOY AND PISS YOU OFF hard.
like contra, thats fun hard. die? whatever, you spawn back where you died, no big deal, your default pea shooter gun isn't that bad.
metroid, die? well have fun getting your health back up for the next 45 minutes.
EVEN THE SAME FUCKING THING IN METROID ZERO MISSION, OR EVEN SUPER METROID, ITS NOT THAT BAD BECAUSE YOU CAN RETRY SHORTLY AFTER YOU DIE.
i am really really raging right now. i just don't want to do anything, its just..lame. you know, fuck what i said about beating all of the metroid games. ill try beating metroid 2, maby fusion. but the end of prime is bullshit, and prime 2 is basically impossible. and id rather not punch a hole in my nice hdtv, so ill do something else, like uhh anything other than play those games.
i mean i even did this on an emulator, but i used a password, and used save states, so no, im not going to count that, any jackass can do that. i mean its just that one thing, and even on the nes copy, i could do the player 2 thing, load up my pass with health and ammo that I EARNED, but no, i have to had played it on my copy of zero mission.
you know, i hate it when people call the first contra hard. fuck them, its one of the easiest nes games out there, good controls, its not cheap, its short, you can learn the levels fairly quickly, its not too hard to beat the game with the standard peashooter, its fun, you don't rage when you die, even when you are out of continues, its a good game.
i could try playing mega man, but i never really caught on to it, i don't really like the "shoot horizontal" "kill enemies to gain powers" blablabla. not my cup of tea.
replaying super metroid could be fun, but ive beat it before, and id like to add new things to the "list of games ive beaten list [shut up, im a nerd]"
ill think of something.
anyway, tldr, and rage, and fuck metroid, and stick a giant dildo in its urethra.
i guess add this to the list of games i got to the final boss, and quit because of said final boss.
-metroid
-threads of fate
-panzer dragoon orta
-luigi's mansion (no comment)
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err yeah...not so red in the face right now. but uhh, been a while since a game has pissed me off to that extent.
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im going to try this son'bitch again later. instead of being retarded and rush rush rush, it shouldn't be too hard running through the end when i figure out the proper spots to stand as to not get hit by the turrets, while being VERY PATIENT and freezing all 3 orb things like im supposed too (which i did try on the first playthrough, its just motherbrain takes a lot of shots...so trying to unload is a VERY BAD IDEA). its not like i need to "farm all 6 energy tanks", i should have "enough" health killing all metroids in my path on the way there if none of them grab me.
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i should keep a blog with the stupid amount of times i edit nearly every single one of my posts, as most of the time i think of something, i have the urge to type it.