Sometimes I think my brother is a retard. I've been up all night, I have been trying to sleep, without success for the past half hour or so. I finally decide to go get some melatonin to help me sleep, I open the door to my room, and the entire house is full of smoke.
My brother apparently made himself some bacon. Unfortunately, he seemed to have forgotten to turn the burner off, leaving the frying pan, full of grease on fucking the burner.
It was hot enough to singe the fucking counter top. I just hope we can air out the house before my mom wakes up and gets pissed because my brother could ave burned the house down.... Again.
This is not the first time he's left the burner on. It's just the most serious one.
And no, the smoke did not smell like bacon. It had been left on the burner for like, half an hour or so, according to him.
If this happens a couple more times, I'm going to tell our parents not to let him cook at all.
