A hinge on my laptop broke or stuck or something, I'm not sure. It was a bitch to find service manuals for the thing, and the manual diverges from the actual laptop in how to get the keyboard off: since it's one huge piece of plastic that looks to be kept down by the hinges, I've got no way of disconnecting it. I can't take the LCD out without either breaking the plastic around it or pulling the wires that are buried in the body.
Now, this sounds bad enough, sure, but I also got it over a year ago and so it's out of warranty. The hinge problem is a known defect in a majority of VAIO models and Sony refuses to acknowledge it. Furthermore, since it's not under warranty, Sony unconditionally charges $120 for shipping the laptop and to diagnose, and an additional $170 to actually fix it (assuming it was considered 'cosmetic' and not 'minor repair', otherwise it'd be $280). I can get a replacement laptop for the amount of money they would charge to repair it.
So, long story short, stay away from Sony computers, advise people you know to do the same, and fuck Sony. (Also, if anyone has experience with taking apart a VGN-AR605E, specifically getting the keyboard off, it would be greatly appreciated.)