Since my laptop has a broken hinge and won't travel, I borrowed my roommate's Toshiba tablet since using it last year for linear algebra was one of the most enjoyable tech experiences of my life. Unfortunately, I forgot how he treats all his belongings, which is to say, like shit. Now, this keyboard has no Enter key and about a third of the keys don't work at all. It's so bad that it's easier to write into the handwriting recognition and correct parts than to type partly on the keyboard and partly onscreen. (This was entirely written out.)
Also, Glenn Beck and my dad's fascination with him. Fuck that noise merchant.