WOW, i'm on a call with a customer right now release/renewing their IP address.
me: "So go ahead and type ipconfig."
30 seconds later... them: "ok, then what"
me: "now press your space-bar, then the hifen/dash key up beside the zero (yes, I have to be that specific) then type release."
Them: Release...r-e-l-s-e.
Me: "...........................R-e-l-e-a-s-e" *mutes mic* "You FUCKING RETARD" *Un-mutes mic*
them: "ok, I did it, now what?"
me: ".......now press enter."
Them: ok, I did it.
Me: "....well what does it say now?"
Them: "It just sais C:/Windows/Documents and settings/*name*"
Me: Ok lets try it again. i-p-c-o-n-f-i-g SPACE DASH r-e-l-e-a-s-e.
them: ok, Now what, press enter?
Me: *mutes mic* what the FUCK do you think? *un-mutes mic* Yes, press enter"
them: ok, I did that, now what?
Me: Now what does it say?
Them: Ipconfig -release is not recognized as an internal or external command.
Me: ..............................(This goes on for several more minutes. Another thing that pisses me off with these STUPID FUCING PEOPLE THAT CAN'T EVEN SPELL SIMPLE WORDS, spelled out PHOENETICALLY for them. Pathetic.)