Sounds....terrible.
I should clarify that I don't use a razor blade, I use an electric hair trimmer without any attachments. and the rash was only on some parts of my neck. I never fully shave my face either, I like to maintain a 5-o'clock shadow at all times; makes me look handsome :]
you gotta take inconsideration time as well. doing some of that stuff routinely, that's a lot of time doing something i don't want to be doing. i need a better way than using razor.
Well that's why I stopped using products for shaving in the first place. It takes me no more than 2 or 3 minutes for me to shave my face whereas before it would take me 5+ minutes when I used pre/aftershave. It's not a huge time saver when you look at it like that, but it feels a lot less of a significant thing to just grab my buzzer, drag it across my face for a couple minutes, then wash my face to get the little stubblies off.
Although I agree that shaving and whatnot your other parts like armpits, crotch, chest, back, etc. can be time consuming because they take a tad more precision and caution to do, but what I do is plan maybe a day in advance when I know I'll have a good half/whole hour without interruption to get it all done. I usually take care of my armpits, crotch, some hair and sideburns maintenance, and maybe even nail trimming if I have time, all at once. After a while you get used to the routine and it gets quicker and easier to do over time. The problem with that though (as with any routine) is persistence. If you live a chaotic lifestyle and never really know when you'll have the time it can be harder, but like I said, if you really think it's worth the trouble then do it
P.S. "You broke the ruuuules, and now I'll pull out all your pubic haaaaaiiiir!"