I mocked you for having high standards in porn, then I edited it out because people here rage at me whenever I poke fun at them
on-topic: I don't really watch porn, but I have seen funny things in doujinshi (which I always end up forgetting about)
EDIT: old, but still hilarious
AUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH HUAAAAAAAHAHAHA, HNNNNNHHH, HNNNNNHUUHHHH, UHHHHHHHhhh, ah ah, ERRNNGGHH, ahhh ERNNNNGHH, god -breath- dammit, UGHHHHH, shit, UHHHH, -breaths-, UHHH, -breaths- AUGHH, hahh... aw yeah dawg, ahhh.. i got my fanny filled WOOO i got a fuck and a fill AUHHHH god, nngghh.