I am sitting on my new couch with Mr. Spectere himself.
He's playing Super Meat Boy! His quotes are entertaining.
'I think I'm using the word 'cock' a lot when I die.'
'This is a transcript of Ian playing Super Meat Boy: 'FUCK SHIT COCK''
'Super Keyboard Boy!' (He really needs to get an adapter. Playing with the keyboard is dreadful) (Spectere typing: I already have a wired Xbox 360 controller, but I'm too hardcore to use something like that!)
'Hey, I hope a laser doesn't totally come out of nowhere and own me' (We quoted a lot of Metal Gear Awesome back and forth yesterday while we were setting up the Pump cabinet)
Keys: 'Well, this level isn't so bad...'
Spectere: 'Yeah, after you get over the shock of there being a FUCKING DEMON MISSILE!'
'You dick-suck-fuck-cock!' (he's playing the last level of Hell right now)
'See, I'm not gonna use English anymore, so you can't understand what I'm saying and thus quote me'
Keys: 'Hey Snake, a demon missile is totally gonna come out of nowhere and-'
Spectere: 'SHUT UP'
Also, he's occasionally lapsed into angrish, or roughly what Tourettes Guy does. 'DICKS!' 'PENIS!' 'COCKS!' (there's a lot of phallic language going on)
Okay he's done with Hell now, I'll update this with Rapture if we get anything new.
EDIT: Wow, that didn't take long!
Spectere: 'I wanna see if I can get that warp zone over there.'
Keys: 'You really don't. It's the hardest one in the game'
Spectere: 'Oh, go penis yourself.'
*after unlocking warp zone*
Spectere: 'WHAT THE SHITCOCK IS THAT!?'
Spec Edit: Corrected my BBcode n00bishness.