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Yeah, I was out at the bar with a few friends, and when we were leaving, we saw some guy kick a garbage can. There was me, my friend Sam; A little Indian guy, my friend Tom; A chubby polish dude, my buddy Rolando; A big Spanish guy, and our Friend Linda. So Sam, he's basically the yippy one of the group who likes to instigate things, decides to yap at the guy saying "Oh yeah tough guy you sure showed that garbage can who's boss", so the guy walks up to us, and he was actually pretty big. I'd say he was about 6'4 or 6'5 at least 230 pounds or more, and he decides to stare us down. So I'm hammered at this time, and didn't give a fuck so I start to stare him down as well....Well, I guess, stare him up, since he was towering over me, heh. Anyway, after about 10 seconds of that, our friend Linda says to cool it, and everything is fine and to walk away. So we just walked across the street and leave the guy alone.
About 3 minutes later, I catch a glimpse of something to my left, then out of nowhere some big yellow metal thing hits Linda in the side. When I went up to see what it was, it was one of those covers from the fire hydrants....So buddy screwed off the side of the hydrant, and whipped it at us. Once that happened, Sam and Tom ran across the street, followed by me and Rolando. And that's when it all began.
Sam grabbed the guy by his shirt, and they went right out in the middle of the road. So they got their fists up, and buddy cracks Sam in the face, and K.O's him, bam down on the ground. Then Tom goes in, gets 1 shot in on buddy on the side of his head, then buddy gets Tom in the back of the head, then Tom goes down..Not out, but down on 1 knee. By that time Sam is back up, and goes at him again, and the same thing happened. Buddy hits Sam once, and boom, down he goes again. K.O'ed.
Unfortunately with this, it made that douche bag look good because he just K.O'ed 2 guys, yet those guys are absolutely useless, and can't scrap worth a shit. Not to mention the douche bag had a friend with him too, but his friend was scared shitless to do anything. Then he saw me and Rolando standing there, and started to back up...Then yells to his friend "HIT HIM, FUCKING HIT HIM!!!!"
That's when Rolando went in. So they're just basically going back and forth, jumping back and forth and I was just standing behind Rolando...And every time Rolando would dodge backwards, he'd bump into me...So i give him a little shove forward saying "go man, fucking stomp the guy out". So he goes forward, buddy swings at him and misses, but hits Rolando's arm...Then Rolando again dodges back, and bumps into me. So I give him another nudge forward, and he goes back in again. They're just still going back and forth, no shots getting in at all, then Rolando backs into me AGAIN. At this point I got fed up, and thought to myself "FUCK THIS SHIT". So instead of nudging him forward, I got in front of him, and pushed him back, and I went in at the guy.
When I saw him towering over me, I knew he had a way longer reach than me and I wouldn't be able to get any good shots in, so I tried once, swung and missed. So I just went right in at him, and managed to grab him in a bear hug, but before I got the grab he popped me in the eye, and once I had the hold he hit me again in the temple. I wasn't at all phased and didn't give a fuck, and that's when I squeezed, picked him up, and slammed his face down into the cement. I didn't pay attention to anything else except to beat the shit out of this guy, but apparently when I slammed his face down, Rolando popped him in the face. Unfortunately when I slammed him down, I slammed him face down, do his face hit the cement, but he was on his hands and knees, so he ended up getting back up the same time I did. So I grabbed him again, and this time I got him belly to back, so I slammed him again, this time in a belly to back suplex. When I let go, he was on his back, trying to get up, and that's when I grabbed him by his head, and gave him a straight uppercut to the mouth, K.O'ing him on the spot. Unfortunately I ended up putting a big hole in my knuckle from impact on his "fang" tooth, but it got the job done. Then I just turned around and didn't bother.
I guess after that he tried to get up and my buddy Rolando gave him a hefty boot to the face to make sure he'd stay down, then to make it even more retarded, my friends Sam and Tom, once they saw he was down and out, went back and started wailing on him some more. I can just picture what was going through their minds...... ("That's for knocking me out asshole!") *Whack, whack*
So anyway, I saw that, went to them and got them off of him saying "That's enough, he's done, stop!" By that time, other people on the street saw that, then like 6 more guys took of their shirts and approached us, yapping their beaks and saying they were gonna kick our ass and blah blah this and that. So I walk up to one of the guys that was mouthing off to my friend, looked at him square in the face for like 5 seconds, then he turned around and walked away. A second guy was running his mouth to another friend, and I did the same thing...Walked up to him, stared at him...Then he turned around and walked away too. And I was thinking to myself...You know what....You're running your mouth saying you're gonna do all this shit to us, I was right in your face, so why didn't you fucking hit me? Other than that, it cooled down and the cops showed up so we left. I ended up with a little bruise under my eye and a slightly deep hole in my knuckle....But I'm just wondering...This guy knocked out my 2 friends with 1 shot, yet he hit me twice, and it didn't even phase me...Goes to show how useless they were, and how that douche bag got some sort of credit for knocking out 2 guys before getting his ass kicked. Because it was 1 on 1 the whole time, except where those fools jumped on him at the end of it.
ANYway, I'm rambling, that's the story, and yeah...All in all fun night, but not happy with some of the results.
