I was at a party last night with about fifteen of my friends from school/club. Games were played, caffeine was consumed, several guys (one with a very hairy chest) in dresses happened, junk food was eaten, and glomping occurred.
Someone brought a little pack of beef jerky, and though I won't eat it, I felt like reading the label and whatnot. Toward the bottom of it, I saw a sentence that I never expected to see on a package of beef jerky.
"The meat contained herein is for personal use only."
At seven in the morning when we're all somewhat groggy...that sentence is fucking hilarious.
