After going through my LJ, I found this gem I made way back in the day for one of flypie's contests:
The Night Spectere Went Crazy
Down in the fourm, all the users were makin' posts
About their e-penis's and other dumb boasts
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled sexy Rambo
And he smiled and said, with a twinkle in his eye,
'I've got your IP's, now you're all gonna die!'
The night Spectere went crazy
The night he just went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the forum is gone now, he decided to wipe it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Flypie and Charlotte
And he tied up his members and he held the mods hostage
And he ground up poor Boland into good e-sausage
He got Blinky and Citrus with an old German Luger
And he slashed up iPatch just like Freddie Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and torched Armegeddon
And he took a big bite and said, 'It tastes just like chicken!'
The night Spectere went crazy
The night our admin went nuts
Now you can't just walk around the Flying Pie
Without steppin' in reindeer guts
There's the RIAA and the F. B. I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round near the Pie
And the IP are flyin', the ban rate's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Spectere, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy
Yes, Virginia, now Spectere's doing time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Harry's in therapy and Kagome's still nervous
And the members all got jobs working for the eBay service
And they say Spectere's dog, he's on the phone every night
With his lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're postin' 'bout the night Spectere went crazy
The night that cool guy flipped
Broke his back for some data and forums
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Spectere went crazy
The night the Flying Pie flew
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain
Helped the original material was good!
