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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1875 on: November 04, 2011, 02:21:36 AM »
A few days ago, a friend of mine and I found a tiny kitten.  It was really cold outside, and it was going to get colder, so since there was no sign of his mother anywhere, we took him inside.  Took him to the vet, and aside from an eye infection, he's a healthy little kitty.

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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1876 on: November 04, 2011, 08:01:10 PM »
Now I just have to figure out what to name him.  :3

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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1877 on: November 06, 2011, 12:39:51 AM »
Coming home for Christmas on the 21st of Dec.  My girl is coming out on the 28th....so happy right now ^^

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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1878 on: November 06, 2011, 11:14:59 AM »
Now I just have to figure out what to name him.  :3
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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1879 on: November 10, 2011, 07:54:07 PM »
I love the kind of crazy shit you can do with plain ol' SQL.

Now if only MySQL didn't find new ways to eat dick every time I used it...
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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1880 on: November 11, 2011, 11:57:46 AM »
I've done some pretty hilarious stuff myself with MySQL though I fucking wish they had a full outer join implementation
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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1881 on: November 13, 2011, 01:47:10 PM »
I wish they'd implement transactions correctly first.  I was doing a "DELETE FROM" the other night and it wound up forcing a commit for no good reason.  Uhh, 'kay!  Luckily, I did have a backup.  I've had enough fun MySQL adventures to know to do that before doing anything that would be a safe operation in another RDBMS.

I've been using MSSQL at my day job and it's like night and day.  The language is closer to the actual T-SQL standard (MySQL tends to drift quite a bit away from it in a lot of ways), the tools are far better (SQL Management Studio isn't crash-happy like MySQL Workbench and isn't exceedingly slow in large queries like the Query Browser, and the SQL Server Profiler is pretty much the best thing EVER, letting you see what queries are running in real-time as they're happening -- far better than the MySQL Administrator), and it's far easier to set it up for optimal use.

I don't care how much enterprise usage MySQL gets.  As far as I'm concerned, the only thing that's allowing it to get that much use is its price tag.  Nothing can possible make up for some of its terrible flaws and the poor quality control on their related projects (the MySQL .NET Connector, for one, is one of the worst .NET components I've ever had the "pleasure" of working with).
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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1882 on: November 14, 2011, 01:14:50 AM »
Only time I used MSSQL was when I was screwing around with a private server for Mu Online... I basically knew nothing about SQL at the time, so I was pretty clueless, but from what I remember the tools did seem to be pretty good. They felt more professional than the MySQL tools I've used so far.
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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1883 on: November 14, 2011, 10:07:03 AM »
I wish they'd implement transactions correctly first.  I was doing a "DELETE FROM" the other night and it wound up forcing a commit for no good reason.  Uhh, 'kay!  Luckily, I did have a backup.  I've had enough fun MySQL adventures to know to do that before doing anything that would be a safe operation in another RDBMS.

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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1884 on: November 14, 2011, 07:03:51 PM »
I know, right? :|  I'm kind of inclined to believe that there was a good reason for it, but I was too busy restoring from backup to really read it.  Still, it's not good that common, yet dangerous, commands would ever not be transaction-safe.
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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1885 on: November 15, 2011, 06:38:33 PM »
Computer upgrade:



brb, rolling out a bunch of VMs.
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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1886 on: November 15, 2011, 10:22:35 PM »
Holy jesus fuck.
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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1887 on: November 15, 2011, 10:27:03 PM »
18GB what  :o

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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1888 on: November 15, 2011, 11:19:14 PM »
Computer upgrade:



brb, rolling out a bunch of VMs.

Fuck you pal...nah jk spec.  Got my girlfriend's tickets to fly her out to see me when I come home for christmas.  Can't wait ^^

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Re: Stuff that fries your potatoes with olive oil of HAPPY.
« Reply #1889 on: November 15, 2011, 11:56:00 PM »
Holy jesus fuck.
18GB what  :o

Virtualization, baby.  I kept smashing into my old 6GB barrier before, so I figured it was time to break free.

Also, hilarious fact: when I put this system together (July 2010-ish, I think), 6GB of DDR3 memory was $150.  The 12GB that I ordered the other day cost $75.  The exact same memory that I had cost $40.  I was originally planning to just double my RAM, but I couldn't pass that deal up. ;)

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