Oh man, I had an amazing time playing Call of Duty 4 with Dave today.
It actually started off pretty shittily -- both of us were doing horribly. Finally, someone (fuck...forgot his name) bitched about one of the perks in the game -- martyrdom. Basically, when you have that perk enabled you drop a live grenade. It has a full fuse, CoD4 has a decent grenade indicator, and it makes a nice solid CLINK sound when it hits the ground, so it's not like it's all that difficult to avoid. It's a mild annoyance, especially compared to airstrikes and helicopters, which are far more annoying and harder to deal with (but that's a whole 'nother rant altogether). I replied, simply saying, "it's not that hard to dodge." His reply? It was something like "it is if you play like I do, not like you'd know anything about that." Dave then replied, "like an idiot?" Pandora's box opened.
The next three rounds basically consisted of him spouting childish insults at us while we laughed our asses off and owned him. Here were a few exchanges:
Him: *something about my mother's clit and him*
Me: wow, seriously, how old are you? 14?
Him: 21
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dave: lol
Me: and you're still making mother jokes...amazing
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Him: please i was 1st the last 3 rounds
(editor's note: actually, he wasn't)
Me: heh, I can't even remember the last time *subject name here* killed me
Me: in fact, last time I even saw him I blew his head off with a shotgun
Just things like that. I wish I had some sort of chat transcript; it was hilarious.
The clincher came when Dave did a kickvote on him. The end result was something like Yes: 9, No: 3. Somehow, that wasn't enough for a kick. He then opened a kickvote on himself and the result was Yes: 2, No: 8.
Most amazing thing ever.
