I've only smoked like 4 times now, but last time I did it, uhh... I got baked out of my mind.
Me and my sister rode our bikes at some time past midnight to the park to smoke a joint she brought from her house.
One joint. And I took maybe 7 or 8 puffs of it? And then I think I blacked out for like 10 seconds, and when I "came to", I was in another dimension, watching myself and constantly trying to figure out what was going on. According to my sister I used a lot of percentages to describe things, and I don't really remember much else, just, we had to walk the bikes out of the park cause I couldn't ride...
It was something called a White Widow from what I gather. Anyway it was pretty neat.